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Just look what he put on my bill
Good lord, is it platinum fill?
In order to pay
This ransom, I'd say
Good lord, is it platinum fill?
In order to pay
This ransom, I'd say
Just look what he put on my bill
Good lord, is it platinum fill?
In order to pay
This ransom, I'd say
I'll have to steal from his till.
There once was a robber named Jack
Good lord, is it platinum fill?
In order to pay
This ransom, I'd say
I'll have to steal from his till.
There once was a robber named Jack
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- Joined
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There once was a robber named Jack
Who tried to put everything back
At the end of the day
He was nabbed, as they say,
Who tried to put everything back
At the end of the day
He was nabbed, as they say,
There once was a robber named Jack
Who tried to put everything back
At the end of the day
He was nabbed, as they say,
Attempting to empty his sack.
I much prefer lobster to Spam
Who tried to put everything back
At the end of the day
He was nabbed, as they say,
Attempting to empty his sack.
I much prefer lobster to Spam
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Meter, folks, meter!
I much prefer lobster to Spam
And caviar to eggs and ham.
What does it for me
Comes straight from the sea.
I much prefer lobster to Spam
And caviar to eggs and ham.
What does it for me
Comes straight from the sea.
You can always fix it you know.
I do.
ETA: and you did
I much prefer lobster to Spam
And caviar to eggs and ham.
What does it for me
Comes straight from the sea.
Though I make an exception for lamb.
There once was a man in a bar
There once was a man in a bar
Who had a pig's head in a jar
He said, "Do you think
This poor boy should drink?"
Who had a pig's head in a jar
He said, "Do you think
This poor boy should drink?"
There once was a man in a bar
Who had a pig's head in a jar
He said, "Do you think
This poor boy should drink,
Or has this old joke gone too far?"
They meter electric and gas
Who had a pig's head in a jar
He said, "Do you think
This poor boy should drink,
Or has this old joke gone too far?"
They meter electric and gas
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They meter electric and gas
With wheels made of steel and of brass
And if you don't pay
They've one other way
With wheels made of steel and of brass
And if you don't pay
They've one other way
They meter electric and gas
With wheels made of steel and of brass
And if you don't pay
They've one other way
Which, personally, I find crass.
An elephant scratches his back
With wheels made of steel and of brass
And if you don't pay
They've one other way
Which, personally, I find crass.
An elephant scratches his back
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An elephant scratches his back
With an implement most of us lack
His flexible nose
holds a unique pose
With an implement most of us lack
His flexible nose
holds a unique pose
An elephant scratches his back
With an implement most of us lack
His flexible nose
holds a unique pose
No earthly distraction can crack.
The Colts and the Steelers both sucked
With an implement most of us lack
His flexible nose
holds a unique pose
No earthly distraction can crack.
The Colts and the Steelers both sucked
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