Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Night, Cliff!

Get plenty of sleep - you need to have your A game for when you teach Syd how to shop.

ROAR

Cliff has an "A game"?

Haven't you heard about his shopping exploits?

Cliff is a master!

ROAR

Morning Funners.

Rats, I has boring ads. Blockbuster, sleazy publishers, whatever.

In more interesting news, it's supposed to get up to 82 degrees today.

Duchessmary said:

In more interesting news, it's supposed to get up to 82 degrees today.

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I want to go to there.

Stoopid Fahrenheit.

ROAR

Duchessmary said:

...In more interesting news, it's supposed to get up to 82 degrees today.

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* Hot and sweaty jazz hands *

*passes the moist toilettes pon de left han side*

Did you guys know that in germany, one does not simply buy shower gel?

One buys douche gel.

*jazz hands*

Enjoy your douche.

Just don't BE a douche. There's a severe difference.
Is that crossing the fun line?

There is no line in Grandma Susie's House of Fun. Or, if there ever was, we've certainly erased it.

You are what you use

Silent Rob said:

Did you guys know that in germany, one does not simply buy shower gel?

One buys douche gel.

*jazz hands*

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oh... oh no... I need this explained. Is there or is there not shower gel??? I'm not one for gel, actually, I like soap.

*must...resist...crazy...comment*

There is only douche gel.

I'm sure they have soap in sing-sing, though.

*jazz hands*

Silent Rob said:

There is only douche gel.

I'm sure they have soap in sing-sing, though.

*jazz hands*

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where a portion of the population pronounce it doo-shay

*shackled jazz hands*

wait a minute....

*calls the warden*

Silent Rob said:

*calls the warden*

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Is this going to involve handcuffs?

*watches as thread wildly careens toward the gutter*


In other news, I've actually been writing this week. *looks out window for signs of the apocalypse*

* Don't drop the soap-on-a-rope jazz hands *

Anul perforation is never funny lavern. For shame...

Guess what I had for lunch? Chitterlings!

I'm glad I'm behaving and not taking part in any of these sorted conversations.

shyne said:

Guess what I had for lunch? Chitterlings!

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DANG!

I'm lying.

We all know your body can only take eating that once a year.