Reckless driving.
And carrying a concealed and deadly weapon on school grounds (I guess it wasn't concealed enough).
And, uh, resisting arrest.
I was framed! Attica! Attica!
Seriously?
First of all, you have to be level-headed. Usually comes from BASE jumping without a parachute.
I think I'm going to behave today.
I seem to recall that it was more like jumping off the the roof with a sheet.