Scenes from a hat!

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 12, 2012

4. Sometimes, mommies don't love their children enough, so they leave to be happier with other daddies. It could happen to anyone. Maybe even you.

Guardian · Apr 12, 2012

5. Your pet hampster evolved into a rabbit!

Situations when you should tell a white lie, but have been bitten by the honesty bug.

Lavern08 · Apr 12, 2012

1. Your BFF asks: "Do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Silent Rob · Apr 13, 2012

2. The IRS asks: "Have you declared all of your taxable income for this financial year?"

Kaiser-Kun · Apr 13, 2012

3. Do you swear to love and respect her until death do you part...

Robbert · Apr 20, 2012

4.
"I'm afraid I'll be late tonight."
"Why? Do you have to put in extra hours?"
"No. I'm looking forward to settle a bill in a restaurant."

archerjoe · Apr 26, 2012

5. Do you know how fast you were going?

Good reasons to skip spring cleaning

Williebee · Apr 26, 2012

1. It's all just gonna Fall back, anyway.

Lavern08 · Apr 26, 2012

2. The Easter Bunny can do it while he/she's hiding the eggs

poetinahat · Apr 26, 2012

3. The Roomba eloped with Wall-E

Robbert · Apr 26, 2012

4. Living in Down Under.

iLion · Apr 27, 2012

5. You've checked all the springs in the house and found none that need cleaning.

What to say after you invite the unexpected visiting pastor in, forgetting that the computer in plain sight has porn videos on the screen.

archerjoe · Apr 27, 2012

1. The pastor from <rival church> is here using my computer. Hey, where did he go?

Burl Kenneth Sloan · Apr 27, 2012

2. I forget. Did you say this is a sin, or is not a sin?

poetinahat · Apr 27, 2012

3. I googled "Oh God", and this is what came up...

Robbert · Apr 28, 2012

4. I do it for a living. I report smut sites to the diocese.

eablevins · Apr 28, 2012

5. OMG, Dad, please don't tell Mom!

Worst thing to say in a job interview.

PEBKAC2 · Apr 28, 2012

1. He who smelt it dealt it!

Robbert · Apr 29, 2012

2. Could you please pay my salary into my mum's account?!

archerjoe · Apr 29, 2012

3. Oh, I know all about your company; I hacked in last night.

poetinahat · Apr 30, 2012

4. I'm known for working long and hard... ifyaknowhatimean

Silent Rob · Apr 30, 2012

5. Are visiting pastors allowed to enter the offices without knocking first?

Passive aggressive solutions for dealing with people who beat you to a post.

Robbert · Apr 30, 2012

1. Blaming it on a software glitch.

Williebee · Apr 30, 2012

3. It's nice that you were so generous to post that ahead of me. It's so nice, for you, that you've got so many witty responses that you could afford to just delete that one. And isn't it nice that, by deleting it you got to keep your place (at #2) AHEAD of me, and still give others the chance to post what you did and show how humorous they are?

Isn't that just... nice?

Guardian · Apr 30, 2012

4. My internet has been down and someone hacked into my accounts but if I'd been able to post in time, I would have basically said what Robbert did. I probably would have said it better, but there's no point in it now, so whatever.

Scenes from a hat!

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just the worst honestly

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Riff-Raff

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Practical experience FTW

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

say it loud

Practical experience FTW

Why do I say these things?

say it loud

Practical experience FTW

Writer, Wife, Cartoon

Will crit for food.

Practical experience FTW

say it loud

Riff-Raff

Practical experience FTW

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

just the worst honestly