*ties Jed to a chair and sets a giant vat of hot pinkMartha Stewart brandSaraP SparklePony Starlight Shine Sparkles to slowly fall onto his head*
*is more confused than usual*
I can get behind sparkles!
*thoughtful nod*
*frantic shaking of the head*
No, no, you don't want to get behind sparkles, I know it's said that she poops rainbows, but....
Welcome to the Pub, Anachronist.Hello, I am a newbie here. Yeah. It seems to cover the most important points. Nice to meet you!
^ Sorry to hear that.I lost my mojo. This is all crap. Me needs a drinky. And then ten more.
Hello Anachronist3...does that mean there is another 2? Or I should say 3? I wonder, and yet...they aren't here so it matters little at this point.
Welcome to AW and the pub. Please have a drink and tell us of...your writing, or want to write. Those nagging characters or plots. Or anything you wish to share, or not share. Just drink with us.
Would it not be "Somewhere Anachronous"? or perhaps "anachronistic".
Is it obvious that I need more coffee?
To answer my own question, yes I need more coffee.
And to ponder further...are you what is out of place...or your work? Hmm. Intriguing.
At the end of a 7 hour drive, I opened my email to find...my first short fiction acceptance letter! This seemed like a good place to do a happy dance, since I'm sure everybody here knows how looooong that can take
*pulls out random rainbow-colored bottles of alcohol and makes a drink that sings songs, does banana dances, and attains sentience within an hour if it isn't drank immediately*