How to get a free cup of coffee at starbucks

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Ok, so times are tough and coffee ain't cheap. So how does one go about getting a free cup of java at Starbucks?

Beauty and the Latte

If you’re a beautiful blond with a huge rack, then all you have to do is lean over the counter, expose some cleavage, and if you’re really creative drip some half and half cream onto your exposed mameries and you can get all the coffee you desire. But since beautiful girls with huge racks do not need this kind of ploy to get something for free, then we assume you’re a guy, and guys do not get freebies.

We found one unfortunate chap who tried the guy version of this manuver which was to walk up to the counter with his dick hanging out with half and half cream dripped on it and instead of getting a free coffee was arrested for indecent exposure. Another guy resorted to licking spilled coffee of the floor and was ejected by management.

Question here is how would you go about getting a free cup of coffee at Starbucks?

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