Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!


look at the avatar they've given me!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



i swear. i'm so sick of this crap.
no more.



no. more.
 

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Hey, the sofa makes a great scratching post!
 

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As for furniture, I guess one can sit on this
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Or....EAT IT. :)

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And more sweets
 

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Good afternoon, house of shiny new things.
 

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Longest. Day. Ever.

*eats couch cushions*
 

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A poem to Grandma Susie:

Susie , you're so super- duper nice!
under rain you'd dissolve in a trice
Sweet and warm you bring a smile
to AWers like me who have no guile:):)
 

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The first three versions, combined, contain 63,538 posts. That's an impressive number, even for someone as lovable as our dear Susie. :)

10,000 of those were the muppet capering and jazz-handing.

5,000 of them were me threatening to shoot the muppet.

20,000 of them were Susie offering us pre-licked cake.
 

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I think we need more posts about pre licks. I've been a very productive person, got my brakes checked, went to gym, cleaned kitchen, walked dog, picked up living room, now to find something that will soothe my screaming tummy...
 

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Longest. Day. Ever.

*eats couch cushions*

*put ketchup on couch cushion and joins in*

and it sucked, too.

The first three versions, combined, contain 63,538 posts. That's an impressive number, even for someone as lovable as our dear Susie. :)

I like to think I'm an equal opportunity composter. :) I don't know what that says about the threads I post in... but Susie and her cake are the lure here.


10,000 of those were the muppet capering and jazz-handing.

5,000 of them were me threatening to shoot the muppet.

20,000 of them were Susie offering us pre-licked cake.

How many did we use to discuss pie??
 

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aww, thx so much, dear Silver! An amazing amount, huh. All mah 'granchittlen' help to make it a fun thread! :Hug2:

Thx much, guys, you all rock. ac that was funneh and true! :D I can't say it enough, much appreciation, everyone. Who wants prelicks? :)
 

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Hello all. Susie kindly invited me over for some cake via reppie. Now, I love cake. Pie too. And champagne. But looking at this thread, Susie seems like she's awfully nice. And that makes me wonder -- Kayleamay and bettielee, did you never once think to warn her about me?
 

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Just remember, I'm the nice one here -- a poor innocent kee kat.
 

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The cat lies like a dog.

Oh, and he fibs too.
 

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Hello all. Susie kindly invited me over for some cake via reppie. Now, I love cake. Pie too. And champagne. But looking at this thread, Susie seems like she's awfully nice. And that makes me wonder -- Kayleamay and bettielee, did you never once think to warn her about me?

We should have warned you about Susie. She'll have you in a diabetic coma comma by the end of the week.

ETA: and Syd is right. The cat is evil incarnate.
 

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Actually AC lies like a rug. Constantly. But we all wuves him, don't we, gang? *pinches kee-kat's jowls* :D
 

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"Innocent kee kat" is a wicked lie about AC. It's like a sadist dentist saying "Don't be afraid of me" or "I won't hurt you".

Be warned!!! But there are all these other really lovely people whose goodness actually makes kee kat nice most of the time.

In short - not an innocent kee kat as claimed but with enough good moments to remain in a place for Funners. Only just. :D

ETA: AC does offer pies and shares them very generously.
 
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