The "I'm sorry" thread

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I'm sorry I encouraged you to buy GM stock but, didn't you tell me how much you wanted to help the country?

I'm sorry I bleached your favorite black sweater but...
 
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...since your family told me you're a black sheep, I figured you wouldn't want to be seen wearing that black wool.

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I'm sorry I borrowed your car and totaled it, but...
 
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I'm sorry i borrowed your car abd totaled it but face it, a 1974 gremlin is not going to qualify as a clunker for cash. take the 35$ insurance total and be happy.

i'm sorry i left your bee-gees polyester pink shirt and matching stretch denim suit out in the rain but...
 
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now you can finally get that barry manilow exercise outfit that's on sale.

I'm sorry I put oatmeal in your BLu-ray player but
 
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I'm sorry I put oatmeal in your Blu-ray player but I needed a bowl for my oatmeal.

I'm sorry I ate your kangaroo but...
 
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...I mistook it for a large rabbit.

I'm sorry I pushed you off the bridge the other day, but...
 
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you looked like you fancied a swim.


I'm sorry I told your wife about us but...
 

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... it just slipped out when we were in bed.

Sorry I did that thing to you the other day in public but...
 
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I'm sure you can convince Churchill Downs it wasn't you who scalped those tickets.

I'm sorry I sent all my cousins to your house but
 

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,,you do owe me fifty bucks.


I'm sorry for playing games...
 
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...But I'm an absolute beast for "Pass the Pigs".

Sorry I left your cake out in the rain, but ...
 
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...it was angel food, and I only like chocolate.

I'm sorry I drove you out to the desert and left you there, but...
 
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...but I'm Pharoah Rameses and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I'm sorry that I fed your hand through the document shredder, but...
 
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...I needed something really original to present at the next show-and-tell meeting of my club.

I'm sorry I dug up your lawn looking for buried treasure, but...
 
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but better the Walrus than the Bounty.

I'm sorry I gave your horse chocolate right before her biggest race but
 
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...I knew she didn't like vanilla.

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...but how else was I going to win the gold medal in tiddlywinks?

I'm sorry that I substituted your sleeping pills with Viagra, but...
 
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...I needed the pills to get a good night's sleep, and I figured that since you have health insurance, you could check in at the hospital if the Viagra didn't wear off after a few days.

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I'm sorry I told your wife that you had five other wives scattered around the country, but...
 
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it's only the one you gave me last year.


I'm sorry I laughed during your mother's funeral but...
 
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...it's not my fault the undertaker dressed her up as a clown.

I'm sorry I sneezed all down your back while you were drifting off to sleep, but...
 
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