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Drachen Jager

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iLion will put up a hell of a fight if you try to pet his pussy though.
 

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WriterWho watches too many videos with Wild Wild Wild! in the title.
 

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Cheese sandwiches are DJ's favourite food. Luckily, his wife knows how to make them.
 

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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are Robbert's favourite food.

Too bad his wife manages to overcook them every time.
 

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WriterWho is secretly you from the future. And is about to explain to you why bananas are decidedly *not* sexy.
 

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JoBird wants an excerpt from WriterWho's first novel, but only the delicate sort get a sneak peek into the wisdom that is: WriterWho.
 

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Beautiful letters is singlehandedly trying to revive the ancient tradition of publishing books through a scriptorium, rather than a printing press.

Due to the lack of monks with the required skillset she's using child labour in India.

She's pleased with the results so far, but let the factory owner know that he shouldn't spare the whip just because things are going smoothly.
 

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DJ loved all of the Fifty Shades of Grey novels. If you ask politely, he'll reinact -- by himself -- the climax of each. It's quite fascinating.
 

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WriterWho suspects that others think it should be WriterWhom.

Little do they know he meant to name himself WriterHugh.
 

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Nymtoc does a horses gallop up and down his street when drunk. He also climbs a tree. He met a possum once. He has also met all of his neighbors on his drunken gallops.

He's real popular.
 

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WriterWho dances Gangnam Style topless around her workplace to get everyone worked up. Some of the mothers say they're looking for other daycares. The dads don't seem to mind though.
 

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Drachen Jager is desperately trying to get his kids in that daycare.
 

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JoBird is desperately looking for a fake birth certificate that places him at age 5, so he can enroll in WriterWho's daycare. He secretly hopes nightcare might be an added benefit.
 

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MonsteR's birth certificate weighs nearly ten pounds. It's a slab of stone--paper hadn't been invented yet.
 
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