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Alleycat enjoys sneaking from chimney to chimney at Christmas time. When he catches little kids peeking up, waiting for Santa, he pees on them.
Robbert has been walking around all week wearing a device that dangles mistletoe over his head.
Sad, sad.
Sad, sad.
Nymtoc thought he heard reindeer on his roof, so he peeked out his window with much excitement only to be attacked by a feisty squirrel.
He now has Christmas dinner.
He now has Christmas dinner.
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WriterWho is so poor she eats plain Ramen Noodles every evening for dinner, except for Christmas Eve, when she splurges and puts cranberries on top.
Drachen Jager offered the studly unicorn the Ramen Noodles he stole from WriterWho after he realized it was chicken flavored, not shrimp - his favorite.
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Drachen Jager sways back and forth in the shadows, staring at the studly unicorn's horn. Attempting to sneak up and place a shiny star on the tip of it, he trips over the pooper scooper and ponders why it is there.
WriterWho is writing her PhD thesis in Avatar-Human relations. She's also the Queen of Sheeba, and a Pirate Princess, depending on how recently she's taken her meds.
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WriterWho is from Down Under
She's been making it known to all and sunder
That she just recently joined the Water Cooler
And not one agent is now continuing to fool her
(good luck)
She's been making it known to all and sunder
That she just recently joined the Water Cooler
And not one agent is now continuing to fool her
(good luck)
Before you think
About reading a post by Drachen Jager
Be sure to drink
At least a quart of lager.
About reading a post by Drachen Jager
Be sure to drink
At least a quart of lager.
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Nymtoc
Could stop a clock
By installing it in his mansion
But sadly his verses ignore rhyme and scansion
Could stop a clock
By installing it in his mansion
But sadly his verses ignore rhyme and scansion
flyingtart
Could have anyone's heart
When she can't decide
She tosses all aside
(I suck at this)
Could have anyone's heart
When she can't decide
She tosses all aside
(I suck at this)
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Hickory dickory dock,
Three mice ran up Nymtoc
Nymtoc struck one
and the other two escaped with only minor injuries.
Three mice ran up Nymtoc
Nymtoc struck one
and the other two escaped with only minor injuries.
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There once was a girl named flyingtart,
world renowned for her smelly farts.
She sat down with the Queen.
After consuming some beans,
and was promptly thrown over the rampart.
world renowned for her smelly farts.
She sat down with the Queen.
After consuming some beans,
and was promptly thrown over the rampart.
Drachen Jager had a girl
but not the sense to keep her;
to yap he always found the time,
but not the balls to *bleep* her.
but not the sense to keep her;
to yap he always found the time,
but not the balls to *bleep* her.
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