Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Duchessmary · Mar 7, 2011

If that's true, I was dead many moons ago.
I thought 50 was the new 50?

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2011

That's what all the cool kids are saying.

If there's a cup of coffee in the woods, but nobody's there to see it, is it decaffeinated?

Undercover · Mar 8, 2011

Only if there's cows.

Why did the tree wave at the sun?

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2011

Because it'd seen the light.

Can I get a high five?

Undercover · Mar 8, 2011

Only when you play board games.

Did you find that puffy hat yet?

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2011

No, but I realised that I probably ate it at some point.

Sammitch?

Undercover · Mar 8, 2011

Yeah it was Sam and Mitch

Who told you?

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2011

I can't divulge my sources.

So, how do you want to play this?

Undercover · Mar 8, 2011

Like hopscotch

Which color chalk do you want?

Undercover · Mar 8, 2011

If you want to make Detective, sure.

Where's the body double?

Duchessmary · Mar 8, 2011

Do we need one?

Won't the muppet volunteer?

L.J. · Mar 8, 2011

He's too busy jilting the mop and broom.

Tuesday tequila?

Duchessmary · Mar 8, 2011

Why coitenly!
Did I spell that right?

L.J. · Mar 8, 2011

Close enuff.

Is my computer about to bite the dust?

Susie · Mar 8, 2011

No, but do you think it could bite the desk?

(Hope not!)

L.J. · Mar 8, 2011

It might.

Should I put a muzzle on it?

Duchessmary · Mar 8, 2011

I would whip it out.
Doesn't that sound like a song?

AndreF · Mar 9, 2011

Yep.
Does anyone know the lyrics to that song?

Duchessmary · Mar 9, 2011

I can't remember the band that did it.
Anyone else?

L.J. · Mar 9, 2011

Nope, I can't even remember when my glasses are on the top of my head.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen them?

Silent Rob · Mar 10, 2011

Have you tried the top of Bubba's head?

Q&A

wyat · Mar 10, 2011

he smacked me !!

can you tell him to stop ?

Duchessmary · Mar 10, 2011

Bad Bubba!!
Is that good enough?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2011

I dunno.

Is he the baddest man in the whole **** town?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2011

Since they opened the convenience store.

Isn't that convenient?