Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

Just a minute and I'll give you my Kelly's address.

Okay?

Silent Rob · Mar 3, 2011

Perfect!

Will you kelly be waiting in for the black helicopters?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

They're already circling.

Should I be worried?

Lavern08 · Mar 3, 2011

Don't worry, be happy.

Mamma Mia?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

And a bowl of spaghetti.

Parmesan cheese?

Fruitbat · Mar 3, 2011

Yes.

Sprinkled on top of turtle soup?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

There's not a hare in your turtle soup,

Is there?

Fruitbat · Mar 3, 2011

God let's hope not.

Got a bun in the oven?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

Been there, done that.

Where's my t-shirt?

Lavern08 · Mar 3, 2011

At the Copa-Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana.

Are those real cuban cigars?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

No, that's just my Brussels sprouts.

Does the surgeon general condemn that, too?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

Yes'm.

Isn't it delightful?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

Yes.

Why does everyone then run to the nearest Sonic?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

I heard a sonic boom in my backyard.

Or was that my neighbor's black powder rifle?

L.J. · Mar 3, 2011

Beer cans.

Shouldn't that have been your first guess?

Silent Rob · Mar 4, 2011

I think she was just being polite.

Is Bubba out there too?

Silent Rob · Mar 4, 2011

To help me tie-dye this t-shirt.

Can you think of any other way to deal with those stubborn stains?

Lavern08 · Mar 4, 2011

White-out and Post-it Notes.

Does time really fly?

Silent Rob · Mar 4, 2011

Only when you're having fun.

Nobody said it was a linear system, though, right?

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 4, 2011

I hope not .. Linear makes crap

which reminds me .. how often do you have to move the outhouse?

Silent Rob · Mar 4, 2011

Only when the mansion extensions get out of hand.

When was the last time you fell down a well?

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 4, 2011

Silent Rob said:
Only when the mansion extensions get out of hand.

When was the last time you fell down a well?

It was dark out and that was the last time they moved the outhouse.

Why did you have to bring that up?

Silent Rob · Mar 4, 2011

Well, it seemed cruel to leave you down there...

But were you happier?

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 4, 2011

I don't remember.

Why all of the questions?

L.J. · Mar 4, 2011

Because inquiring minds want to know.

Was the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker down in that well with you?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J.

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

L.J.

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

L.J.

Fruitbat

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L.J.

Fruitbat

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L.J.

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

L.J.

L.J.

L.J.

L.J.

L.J.

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

PorterStarrByrd

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

L.J.