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Old 02-07-2013, 10:31 PM   #22526
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Just gonna let that one swirl around in the ol' noggin.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:00 PM   #22529
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Every day, Captain Ryan practices using his most intimidating voice for the following phrase, "Hand over all the money in unmarked, non-sequential bills!"

Inevitably the cashier smiles at him and says, "Aww, that's cute. Now go wait for your mommy to finish, 'kay?"
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:13 PM   #22530
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:28 PM   #22531
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Captain Ryan's magnum opus work now stands at 2,145 pages.

Now he just has to transform his bullet-points into actual scenes.
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:49 AM   #22532
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He had been hoping to get over his inferiority complex*.

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Old 02-08-2013, 02:09 AM   #22533
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Robbert was measuring the wrong part of my body.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:40 AM   #22534
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:05 AM   #22536
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JoBird would like to stay a child forever.

The good news is he's got another eight years before he has to worry about that.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:15 AM   #22537
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Drachen Jager is selling his virginity on Ebay. He heard it's a good way to make a lot of money real fast.

The bid currently stands at--hmm. That's strange. Okay, there aren't any bids yet, but there's still plenty of time to make an offer.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:28 AM   #22538
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I accidentally used a picture of JoBird for my e-bay ad.
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Drachen Jager wants to pimp his ride. (He drives a pink VW Bug)
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WriterWho thinks that means I'll put my car on the corner and solicit sex.
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^ Drachen Jager is considering the idea. Pimping would pay to pimp his ride, then he could call his pink VW Bug the "Unicorn-Pimp-Mobile" with pride and sincerity.
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