Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Truman Capote's 'Secret Life of Cats'?

No, it was definitely something from Spongebob Squarepants.

Y'know, I've never seen a single Spongebob episode. I'm so out of the loop on what all the cool kids are doing...

pfft, I'm pretty sure it came straight from Yoda. Or Yogi. I get the two mixed up.

gotta get some shut eye and hopefully some sleep to go with it.

goodnight floozies.

Night NF.

night-flyer said:

*pictures poor, little, old, blind nuns trying to print up books*

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You are so kind n-f.

But I'm not and must say - Sorry, nothing "poor" about those little old nuns. As anyone who went to a convent school would know, and as anyone who has read Christopher Hitchen's column on Mother Teresa, a number of them are quite wicked and are often cantankerous once they hit 40 something, getting worse with age. Many are very loving and kind but I've experienced some badness with nuns of all colours - Irish, Indian, Chinese, French, etc.

Blind nuns, like all blind people, have my sympathy, though.

Actually, just the other day I was thinking about how I have sympathy for seeing-eye dogs as well.

Like, they have to be on top of their game all the time, going out and about when their owner needs to go out somewhere. I've had dogs my whole life, and I know that they're usually sprinters as opposed to long-distance walkers...

They must be pretty fit, I guess.

They know kung-fu as well.

BARK

Good morning, house of furry creatures. And dragons.

DD #1 and Joe Frazier. Oh, wait, he's dead. Well, I don't know who it is then. She was doing her part-time gig as a hostess at a local bar (which happens to be the deadest bar I've ever seen in my life--even Morse wouldn't go there if the beer was free).

I can see why. It's a bar for camels!

Probably not so many camels in Tennessee!

ROAR

We have quite a few elephants. And a few camels and llamas. And fainting goats. And walking horses (they are in no hurry).

I saw some of the walking horses at the Horse Park. They were beautiful animals.

Camels? Horses? Fainting goats? Muppets?

Good morning, Zoo of Fun.

Remember the old movie They Shoot Muppets, Don't They?

Hmmmm, was that what happened after they took Manhattan?

Where did they take it?

To the Camel Bar!

*capers*

Can we dress like we're in the French Foreign Legion?

You can all dress how you like, I'll need a little more coffee before I can keep up with ya.

Too late, we've already surrendered.

Zut Alors!

*doffs kepi*

*gallic jazz hands*

alleycat said:

Can we dress like we're in the French Foreign Legion?

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Don't we always?

s thx for the chucklees, mah granchittlens. Hope y'all have a good day! s!