Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

Success!

Though, do you think that dirty old man would take you up on the offer?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

Oh, f*#@, you are on a roll tonight! :roll:

Maybe Don is working on his naughty list?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

I don't think I am Santa.

Do I look jolly to you?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

The red shoes are pretty jolly.

What else do I have to go on?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

My sunglasses.

May your days be merry and bright?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

No.

Do you think she's hiding under water?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

She might be in the beer moat.

Should we leave her in peace?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

Maybe.

Does she have a snorkel?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

Probably not.

Would a straw be redundant?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

If she sticks them in her nose.

Did someone tell her to empty them first?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

Did she empty them by inhaling or exhaling?

Q&A

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

So did I.

Wasn't elementary school fun?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

Not particularly.

Isn't youth wasted on the young?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

Everything I needed to know I learned in...

Seventh grade health class?

swachski · Dec 8, 2011

And the learning stopped from that point on.

Need some refresher courses?

Don Evan Scott · Dec 8, 2011

Yes.

What is today's lesson?

L.J. · Dec 8, 2011

Rob looks better in stilettos than you do.

Should I have been so blunt?

Silent Rob · Dec 9, 2011

Yes!

Isn't it high time we established these essential facts?

Silent Rob · Dec 9, 2011

Yes.

You can tell by the muscle definition, I assume?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 9, 2011

I find people staring at me more often than I like

Am I that unusual?

swachski · Dec 9, 2011

It's not every day you see a chimp wandering around Moose Rapids.

Can you imagine their surprise when they see one in stilettos?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 9, 2011

You'd think they'd have gotten used to it by now

Where can I go where I won't be gawked at?

Silent Rob · Dec 9, 2011

Sing sing.

You were going there anyway, right?

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 9, 2011

I try to stay away from bars.

Any other suggestions?

Silent Rob · Dec 9, 2011

The Zoo.

But would you be ok with all those hoomins wandering about the place?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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