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Warm weather means I'll get more peeks
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
I'd rather look at
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
I'd rather look at
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Warm weather means I'll get more peeks
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
I'd rather look at
Tanned bods in bikinis, not geeks.
"You've rudely insulted me, sir!"
At sun averse pale nerdy freaks
But what good is that?
I'd rather look at
Tanned bods in bikinis, not geeks.
"You've rudely insulted me, sir!"
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You, rudely insulted me, sir
As I wasn't looking at her
So unslap my face
And get off my case
As I wasn't looking at her
So unslap my face
And get off my case
You, rudely insulted me, sir
As I wasn't looking at her
So unslap my face
And get off my case
or a bothersome spat may occur
The Dong had a luminous nose
As I wasn't looking at her
So unslap my face
And get off my case
or a bothersome spat may occur
The Dong had a luminous nose
The Dong had a luminous nose
So long it resembled a hose
But a fine plastic surgeon
Needed no urgin'
So long it resembled a hose
But a fine plastic surgeon
Needed no urgin'
The Dong had a luminous nose
So long it resembled a hose
But a fine plastic surgeon
Needed no urgin'
and displayed him in travelling shows
“I’m Henry the Eighth!” he declared
So long it resembled a hose
But a fine plastic surgeon
Needed no urgin'
and displayed him in travelling shows
“I’m Henry the Eighth!” he declared
“I’m Henry the Eighth!” he declared
"To me none can e'er be compared!
My talent for mirth
Is as broad as my girth
"To me none can e'er be compared!
My talent for mirth
Is as broad as my girth
“I’m Henry the Eighth!” he declared
"To me none can e'er be compared!
My talent for mirth
Is as broad as my girth.
Yea, for trousers, two marquees are paired."
The nudist would not go indoors.
"To me none can e'er be compared!
My talent for mirth
Is as broad as my girth.
Yea, for trousers, two marquees are paired."
The nudist would not go indoors.
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The nudist would not go indoors
but remained on the grass on all fours.
He barked like a dog
and hopped like a frog.
I'm glad he's not mine. Is he yours?
When summer begins, I'll be ready
but remained on the grass on all fours.
He barked like a dog
and hopped like a frog.
I'm glad he's not mine. Is he yours?
When summer begins, I'll be ready
When summer begins, I'll be ready
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
When summer begins, I'll be ready
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
And pass out in the heat,
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
And pass out in the heat,
When summer begins, I'll be ready
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
And pass out in the heat.
I'll be stuck there with Freddie unsteady.
My favorite store's going to close!
To play quoits with my old Uncle Freddie
Of course, he will cheat
And pass out in the heat.
I'll be stuck there with Freddie unsteady.
My favorite store's going to close!
My favorite store's going to close!
It had herbs for the connoisseur’s nose
It also sold candy
It had herbs for the connoisseur’s nose
It also sold candy
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