... you're a lovable asshole, so it's okay.
i'm sorry i stole your story for my own and got it published and made millions off it, but...
i'm sorry i stole your story for my own and got it published and made millions off it, but...
The "I'm sorry" thread
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...Angelina was performing the most lovely act of felati...er, uh, Angie had me kinda' sidetracked at that moment.
I'm sorry that some women are jealous of Ms. Jolie, but...
I'm sorry that some women are jealous of Ms. Jolie, but this one appreciates you pacifying Angie so that she could enjoy some time alone with Brad Pitt.
I'm sorry I didn't videotape that for you, but...
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I'm sorry I punched a hole in your wall, but it was getting stuffy in the room.
I'm sorry about ruining your haircut, but ...
I'm sorry about ruining your haircut, but ...
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I’m sorry about ruining your haircut, but bald is the new bob.
I’m sorry about the permanent marker, but…
I’m sorry about the permanent marker, but…
I’m sorry about the permanent marker, but I couldn't resist making you look like Ace Frehley while you were passed out drunk.
Sorry you split the seat of your pants, but ...
Sorry you split the seat of your pants, but ...
I'm sorry I pricked holes in your condoms but Angelina and I are in a race to see who can have your love child first.
Sorry I didn't tell you about the herpes, but ...
Sorry I didn't tell you about the herpes, but ...
...I thought the syphilis would cancel it out.
I'm sorry for chafing your intimate parts with a cheese grater...
I'm sorry for chafing your intimate parts with a cheese grater...
but I thought it would help them heal after they quit bleeding.
Sorry I hit your dragon with my car but
Sorry I hit your dragon with my car but
the damned thing parked in my spot!
I'm sorry you don't recognize the perfection of Angelina, but...
...damn it was funny watchin' you scream and carry on; I especially liked it when you tripped and fell and your head landed in the toilet.
I'm sorry that I'd just taken a dump in there and forgot to flush, but...
I'm sorry that I'd just taken a dump in there and forgot to flush, but you can borrow my shampoo.
I'm sorry I left those bite marks on your neck, but...
I'm sorry I left those bite marks on your neck, but...
...you remind me so much of Chris Cornell, the urge to resist lost out.
I'm sorry I forgot to mention the whole schizophrenia thing, but...
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I'm sorry that when I banged down the phone so hard, you went permanently deaf, but you were never much of a listener, anyway.
I'm sorry I dug up your flowerbeds, but ...
I'm sorry I dug up your flowerbeds, but ...
LOL! What a great line! If you knew how many people I'd love to say that to...'course they wouldn't hear it, would they?
I'm sorry I dug up your flowerbeds, but ...
...I knew I buried those landmines somewhere...would you mind checking under the tulips?
I'm sorry that I slept with your wife while you were in the hospital recovering from your heart attack, but...
Thanks Woof!
I'm sorry that I slept with your wife while you were in the hospital recovering from your heart attack, but I couldn't help myself; she looks exactly like Angelina Jolie.
Sorry I gave her crabs, but...
I'm sorry that I slept with your wife while you were in the hospital recovering from your heart attack, but I couldn't help myself; she looks exactly like Angelina Jolie.
Sorry I gave her crabs, but...
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...she said that crabmeat cocktail was her favorite appetizer, though it's sort of gross to see her pouring seafood sauce all over those little cooties.
I'm sorry that I left my pet pirannhas in your swimming pool, but...
I'm sorry that I left my pet pirannhas in your swimming pool, but...
I knew you were having some friends over you really didn't like.
I'm sorry I left the toilet running
I'm sorry I left the toilet running