That's disgusting.
Have another 2X4 then.
Just for you ---
A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says.
To further prove his point, he walks up to Porter, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! "Karate chopfrom China," he says.
Poor ol' Porter gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing.
The big man hits him again. "Judo from Japan."
Scrawny ol' Porter once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer.
The man grabs him putting Porter in a state of suspended animation. "That's a nerve pinch from Korea."
After a few minutes, Porter is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out.
Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor.
Looking down at his tormenter, Porter says, "Two-by-four from Home Depot."