Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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The kids miss seeing you, RT. Especially little Snaggle Tooth. She's sorry about your leg.

Porter, er...did you get a new haircut?
 

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Had to do SOMETHING to get past the bouncer for tonight's dinner. Hope there's still some buffalo chicken lungs left from happy hour ...
 

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Can't you see...he shaved.



BTW, are these kids RT's or Haggis's. I'm confused.

Oh. He looks...nice.

It's complicated. The children are Haggis's demon spawn. However, Haggis and RT hooked up, and then we had this whole triangle thing like Brad and Jen and Angelina. Brad Haggis founced on me, using that whole she-tried-to-cook-me excuse, and went to live in sin with RT (though they got a little too loaded one night and formalized the deal via a Vegas drive-through chapel). I got the burrow and the kids, but sometimes I stuck them with Haggis for a weekend. And over time, they got rather attached to Uncle RT. Literally. Especially little Snaggle Tooth.

All clear now?
 

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Well, quickWit's trying to get there...
 

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I'm just trying to fit in. Isn't this what you people do?


Definition of COPYCAT

1
: one who imitates or adopts the behavior or practices of another
2
: an imitative act or product <copycat board games>


Teased a mod and got a new avater, huh?


What doesn't kill you just makes you stranger.

Welcome to the Caberet. Your first 20 shots of straight 151 are on the house


...the next 50 shots are sitting on the toilet seat in the men's bathroom.

***polishes Jackboots***
 
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oh.... oh what happened to CassandraW?!

*eye bleach* *eye bleach*

Hi Bettie Lee...want some sweet potato pie? I put liquor in it. And left out the sweet potatoes.

And I forgot the vanilla, piecrust and eggs.

Gosh darn, Bettie Lee, all I got was the liquor.


Want to drink my special sweet potato pie ingredient?



I got a couple gallons in case I wanted to bake a lot of pies!
 

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Uh oh. I think I really did kill Jay.
No way.

Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

The rules
are as follows:
  • Jameson wets paper
  • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
  • Rock crushes Chihuahua
  • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
  • Paper is about Jameson
  • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
 

Haggis

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No way.

Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

The rules
are as follows:
  • Jameson wets paper
  • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
  • Rock crushes Chihuahua
  • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
  • Paper is about Jameson
  • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
*sits, sipping Bushmill's, reading the rules...reads the rules again...sips more Bushmill's*
 

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No way.

Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

The rules
are as follows:
  • Jameson wets paper
  • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
  • Rock crushes Chihuahua
  • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
  • Paper is about Jameson
  • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper

WTTW

And she's not half as thunk as drinkle peep she is.
 
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