Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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NinaK

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Newbie, pffft

*swipes back fifty*

*calls QW over*

*stuffs fifty*

*snaps thong*

That's no roll of quarters!
 

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Dimes!?

Is it dimes?
 

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*takes a Monopoly $100 bill, waves it in the air and calls qw over*

*slips it in his...collar, walks to the bar, takes out a real $100 bill and buys a Leinenkugel, a shot of 3 wisemen, and grain alcohol to wash my hands with*
 

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This thread is disgusting ...


but there is a God as soon as I figure out how to put up the right link ....
 

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Dimes!?

Is it dimes?

I remember rolling dimes. :) I got one for allowance once a month. I saved forever to get the first roll.

My grandmother would give me one if I'd let her kick me. That helped. I had two rolls in almost no time. She sure was a hoot. She could punt me all the way over the house.

Then I started looking for more ways to get dimes. I used to steal them out of the church collection box...the bigger boys would leave them when they stole all the quarters and dollars. Then I learned how to pick the locks on the gumball machines. My dimes really started to add up. I'd roll morning, noon and night. Eventually I had enough to buy a used car. With the new mobility I was able to plan a hit on the March of Dimes. I'd never had made my getaway without that old car. It could turn on a dime.

I had so many dimes I had to hire help to roll them. There were dimes everywhere. I became obsessed. I need more. I hooked up with a plate maker and we built a small smelting plant. I was making my own dimes left and right. I had to make my own paper rolls too because the bank couldn't keep up with demand. That was when they tipped the feds.

It was a sting operation. They left a jar of marked dimes on the counter of a liquor store they knew I shopped at. "Help Cella pay for callidge" is what it said. It had her picture on it all sad and poor. I should have known it was fake. Nobody is that cute. I took it when the clerk had his back turned. I dumped them into my counterfeit dime stash. It took a while for me to roll them all and when I did I rolled the marked dimes in with the counterfeit dimes.

They had photographed me swiping Cella's jar and when the marked dimes showed up in the same rolls as the bogus dimes they had me good to rights. Now I'm doing a dime in the big house.

All because my skinflint of a dad was too cheap to give me more than a friggin' dime a month!! GAH!

My future isn't worth a dime. Do me a favor. Give your kids a quarter.
 

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So is quantum mechanics, but you don't see us shying away from that, do you now?
 

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Silly string and bubbles!


I love this place.
 

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Super string theory, temporal/spacial folding, or warp bubbles???

Which are you not shying away from?

Any and all of them, Scotty!

That's why we keep all this liqour about the place.

Silly string and bubbles!


I love this place.

You ain't wrong, Nina.

*folds a fifty into 11 different dimensions and buys Nina a drink*
 

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Sure thing, hoss.

Nina! Blue Steel!

*snap snap*
 

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Why would anyone want a picture of a drink? I'd rather just have the real drink.
 

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Well, Nina's not really a drink, Fred.

She's a real human girl! And she Blue Steel's it like no other girl can!
 

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Well, Nina's not really a drink, Fred.

She's a real human girl! And she Blue Steel's it like no other girl can!


We can't spread this around SR!


Cray's gonna want a walkoff.
 

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Y'know, if you look really close at Nina's avatar, you can see she shadow of someone else in that chair next to her. Someone short, like say....a bunny.

What gives, Nina? Do you have a vermin fetish to confess to?
 
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