The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Alright, dog. I know's your in here somewhere.

Hey, that there monkey's back again. And right side up, this time. Least ways I think its the same monkey.

Hey, you do some to your hair. Ya look different some how.
 

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Oops, look's like everyone's run out a here like there was fire or somethin'.

I'll come back later then. See ya all.
 

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**Mopes into saloon.**


Well now that I'm wearing this cowboy hat, I might as well have a shot of rotgut.
 

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I've decided the name of this place is slightly phallic.
 

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*opens the swinging doors and slowly walks up to the bar*

Barkeep, a bottle of whiskey. And none of the watered down stuff neither.
 

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Great, you guys let me kill this thread too
 

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Did you know there are subliminal images in pictures of ice/cocktails like that?


For'zample: In that thar bev'ridge I see a small dog, maybe a chihuahua, running inside a ball...a big yellow basketball...with a small battery on its shoulder.


Huh.


Freaky, eh?
 

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*slams awkwardly through the swinging doors and falls*

Oops.

*brushes away the dust and dirt*

Seems I have the wrong place, but how's 'bout a drink?
 

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*slams awkwardly through the swinging doors and falls*

Oops.

*brushes away the dust and dirt*

Seems I have the wrong place, but how's 'bout a drink?
Barkeep, gimme a sasparilly fer the lady, and make it snappy!

Sure is a purty dress you're wearin', ma'am.

<twirls gun to impress, accidentally shoots piano player>

-Derek
 

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Monkey business in the Old Fart Saloon

A cowboy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"

The cowboy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the cowboy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."

The cowboy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replied the cowboy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."
 
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Ark ark.

I once heard a monkey tell that joke, only it was about a greedy cowboy who ate a steer with big horns.

-Derek
 

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Did you know there are subliminal images in pictures of ice/cocktails like that?


For'zample: In that thar bev'ridge I see a small dog, maybe a chihuahua, running inside a ball...a big yellow basketball...with a small battery on its shoulder.


Huh.


Freaky, eh?

Really freaky. All I see is a monkey autopsy
 

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haggis, you reckon we oughta
tell daniel about the low downdest
meanest, most feardest,
dispiciblist hombre
that ever rode through this town?

the one they called hollis brown.




*shudder*
 

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Hollis Brown was one low-down, mean hombre for sure. But the thing is, I don't believe talkin' 'bout poetry is gonna go over very well in this saloon. We do that and the next thing you know, they'll accuse us of ridin' side saddle and wearing pretty dresses.
 

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....like quickwit.

alright then.






*spit*