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...when I'll be able to use that great line about the lecherous chihuahua and the step-ladder on somebody.

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...carbon-based life form.

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for real men, the party was a lot more fun.

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...melting, you stupid girl, MELLLLLLTINGGGG...!

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...subject of money and politics, but the daggers never argued about anything with each other.

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