Not in so many words . . . Are you saying I have bad taste? ;P
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #876 Not in so many words . . . Are you saying I have bad taste? ;P
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #877 I dunno. Are you still wearing those glasses and that Greek fisherman's hat?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #878 Give them to Charles. As everyone knows, without that hat, the shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers. So, what did you put in your coffee this morning?
Give them to Charles. As everyone knows, without that hat, the shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers. So, what did you put in your coffee this morning?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #879 Bourbon. Is that the right way to start the day?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #880 No, Tetley iced tea. Why can't I just have a flowing fountain of tea so I don't have to go make a pitcher?
No, Tetley iced tea. Why can't I just have a flowing fountain of tea so I don't have to go make a pitcher?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #881 Tea is immune to the effects of gravity. There is just as great a likelihood that the tea will float up into the sky. Did you know that's why airplanes have windshield wipers?
Tea is immune to the effects of gravity. There is just as great a likelihood that the tea will float up into the sky. Did you know that's why airplanes have windshield wipers?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #882 No, I didn't know that. Who in the world would apply for the job of windshield wiper while the plane is in flight?
No, I didn't know that. Who in the world would apply for the job of windshield wiper while the plane is in flight?
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #883 You'd have to be nuts. They have a good pension?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #884 No, but excellent parachutes. Which is better, chutes or ladders?
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #885 Depends where you are headed. Going down?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #886 I'd prefer to keep my feet on the ground. If you're in the air, isn't down the only place you can go?
I'd prefer to keep my feet on the ground. If you're in the air, isn't down the only place you can go?
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #887 There's always higher. Did I say too much?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #888 You and REM. Did you know I'm currently choking on this tea?
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #889 I wasn't aware. but everything makes sense now?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #890 In a senseless kind of way. Comprende?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #891 He perdido los calcetines porque soy un borracho. Why don't people understand that you get your money's worth by paying more for quality socks?
He perdido los calcetines porque soy un borracho. Why don't people understand that you get your money's worth by paying more for quality socks?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #892 Because we like having holes in our socks. What's wrong with that?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #893 I would suggest not making a mess in the first place. But, if you insist... long-haired cats?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #894 Well, then... We're back to socks with holes to get rid of the cat hairs, aren't we?
Chicago Expat Distracted Super Member Registered Joined Mar 29, 2011 Messages 424 Reaction score 57 Location Kentucky, somehow. Mar 30, 2011 #895 WE are not back to anything. Why can't you just clean up by yourself?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #896 I didn't make this mess. Wasn't it Charles Farley who left all these scotch bottles scattered around?
I didn't make this mess. Wasn't it Charles Farley who left all these scotch bottles scattered around?
Charles Farley Bango Skank Super Member Registered Joined Jul 5, 2010 Messages 4,250 Reaction score 1,139 Location Ninth Circle Mar 30, 2011 #897 Yeah. I was tossing at Chicago. Seems like cat hair blinds me?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #898 You think you've got issues... What about that bald cat?
Sass2379 One Big Goof Super Member Registered Joined Jan 5, 2011 Messages 115 Reaction score 20 Location Pittsburgh, PA Mar 30, 2011 #899 It looked like a giant rat. Why is my mind always in the gutter?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Mar 30, 2011 #900 'Cause it rains a lot where you are. That cat's a rat?