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We've only got room in here for one undead, that's you. :)
Preesh, my friend, but it seems we have a little problem. These other folks is crawling up from the maw of Hell and we ain't got no place to put them. You suppose we can move them to Philadelphia?
 

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Better yet we'll send them to Main. :evil
 

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I'm not undead. I'm the preacher. You guys just ain't never been t' church, and y'all could sure use some churchin' up, and y'all ain't never asked what religion I follows.

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Bet none of ya's ever heard of this little town called Innsmouth neither. It's back east aways.
 

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I'm not undead. I'm the preacher. You guys just ain't never been t' church, and y'all could sure use some churchin' up, and y'all ain't never asked what religion I follows.

<spit>

Bet none of ya's ever heard of this little town called Innsmouth neither. It's back east aways.
One religion's the same as any other religion, I reckon.

*spit*

And I ain't never heered about no town called Innsomething. That up in Canadia somewhere?
 

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**Walks into saloon, sees undead rising**

Oh for the love of...

**Fire bombs undead**


now return from whence you came and stay out of the saloon. I don't allow more than one undead at a time and the Marshal is it.

Sheesh, I get busy and can't be here as much and the place goes to hell, literally.

Hey, Cowboy. :)
 

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Hey, Reg :)

Like the new avatar.
 

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Hey, Reg :)

Like the new avatar.

Looks like she's hugging that 'nanner she copped from the Weekend Report thread.

Massychusetts, Haggis. Innsmouth's in Massychusetts.
That east or west of Fargo?

See, the little undead doggie critter appreciates some churchin' up. 'Course, won't do no good wit' him. His kind already belongs t' the Old Ones and serves their Purpose. The rest o' youse, howsevers...

Over time won't matter much.

*spit*

Old Ones have all kinds of patience.

Reg, I din't do it. Someone opened the Gate 'fors I was ready. I gots it unner controls now.

For now you do. For now.

<spits, hacks up blood, coughs, spits again, steps on it as it tries to crawl away>
Dang, bro. Why'd you do that? She was kinda cute.
 

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What are you Scottish or something, Haggis?
 

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Funny, you don't look it :D
 
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Preesh, my friend, but it seems we have a little problem. These other folks is crawling up from the maw of Hell and we ain't got no place to put them. You suppose we can move them to Philadelphia?


Damn, Haggis -- Philadelphia's packed to the gills with demon spawn already. I'm not sure they can fit anymore, leastaways without flowing over into Jersey.
 

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Jersey's hip deep in spawn already. Just like N'York.

Haggis, Massychusetts is east o' Fargo. Way, way east - over on the 'Lantic coast. Figgered you'd a known that bein' a durned furriner from Scottylands and all. I hear tell you'd fit right in in places like Boston and whatnot.

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Oh, an' we gots no needs t' see ya's in no skirt.
 

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Jersey's hip deep in spawn already. Just like N'York.

Haggis, Massychusetts is east o' Fargo. Way, way east - over on the 'Lantic coast. Figgered you'd a known that bein' a durned furriner from Scottylands and all. I hear tell you'd fit right in in places like Boston and whatnot.

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Oh, an' we gots no needs t' see ya's in no skirt.
Back east?

*shudder*

Too many people back there fer me.

Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in.

Oh, and if it was a skirt I was wearin', I'd have on underwear too.

*spit*
 

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Back east?

*shudder*

Too many people back there fer me.

Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in.

Oh, and if it was a skirt I was wearin', I'd have on underwear too.

*spit*

Now don't take this all personal-like, but I'm puzzlin' over how it is you say you'd be wearing underwear with a skirt. You go dawgin' around this place without any kind of covering on your hinder parts (been meanin' ta report that), so what is it about a skirt that would make you change yer nekid ways?

*spit*
 

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Now don't take this all personal-like, but I'm puzzlin' over how it is you say you'd be wearing underwear with a skirt. You go dawgin' around this place without any kind of covering on your hinder parts (been meanin' ta report that), so what is it about a skirt that would make you change yer nekid ways?

*spit*

Point is, Missy, thet there ain't nothin' that gets worn under no kilt. 'Ceptin' what Dawg put there, if'n you know what I mean.

*spit*

See, now that's jus' one more reason we ain't gits no needs t' sees ya' in no skirt, or kilt, or whatever's ya' wants t' call that great wooly thing o' your'n.

I call that great wooly thing o' mine, "Bubba."

Oh, an' I thought you liked fences... Or was that cages - an' whips an' leather an' chains an' sich?
Shhh. I'm atryin' to look respectable in this place. They don't know me.