The best piece of advice I heard regarding social intercourse: State your point as briefly as possible. If others are interested in what you said, they'll ask questions. If they don't and you chose to elaborate, it will be for nought.
With that in mind, I would like to confess that S.F. is not my favorite genre.
Oh my! So many hands. One at a time. Yes, you. Go ahead. What is your question?
Would you please tell us why you're not a big fan of S.F.? We are so interested in what an unpublished writer has to say.
I would be happy to answer that. You see, I am a simple man, rooted to the earth. Four steps up a ladder is as far into space as I prefer to go. Imagery is confusing and I tend to spend so much time trying to pronounce the characters' names, that I forget where they are, how they got there and what they're doing. I relate better to baseball bats, hot dogs, and cigars, unless the author is trying to trick me with symbolism.
I have a question. Please, may I ask it?
Yes, but it will have to be quick.
What was the real reason you've captivated our attention by stating that you're not a big fan of S.F.?
Very good question and I'm glad you asked it. You see, as much as I prefer other genres, it has come to my attention that our beloved Uncle Jim is a preeminent S.F. writer. It is out of respect for him and in gratitude for his dedication toward educating those less knowledgable in the art of writing that I am inclined to attempt my hand at S.F. Please, tell me what you think of the following:
Powers that be, let the best rotation of Uncle Jim's last revolution be the worst rotation of his new revolution.
Oh, unpublished writer, that was fantastic. But, then again, Uncle Jim has taught us to be respectful.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. In closing, I would like to translate this very confusing and alien statement for our non-S.F. friends: May the best day of your last year be your worst day of your new year.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Jim.
(And may God Bless you.)
P.S. I think I'll stick with sports fiction for middle-grade readers.
With that in mind, I would like to confess that S.F. is not my favorite genre.
Oh my! So many hands. One at a time. Yes, you. Go ahead. What is your question?
Would you please tell us why you're not a big fan of S.F.? We are so interested in what an unpublished writer has to say.
I would be happy to answer that. You see, I am a simple man, rooted to the earth. Four steps up a ladder is as far into space as I prefer to go. Imagery is confusing and I tend to spend so much time trying to pronounce the characters' names, that I forget where they are, how they got there and what they're doing. I relate better to baseball bats, hot dogs, and cigars, unless the author is trying to trick me with symbolism.
I have a question. Please, may I ask it?
Yes, but it will have to be quick.
What was the real reason you've captivated our attention by stating that you're not a big fan of S.F.?
Very good question and I'm glad you asked it. You see, as much as I prefer other genres, it has come to my attention that our beloved Uncle Jim is a preeminent S.F. writer. It is out of respect for him and in gratitude for his dedication toward educating those less knowledgable in the art of writing that I am inclined to attempt my hand at S.F. Please, tell me what you think of the following:
Powers that be, let the best rotation of Uncle Jim's last revolution be the worst rotation of his new revolution.
Oh, unpublished writer, that was fantastic. But, then again, Uncle Jim has taught us to be respectful.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. In closing, I would like to translate this very confusing and alien statement for our non-S.F. friends: May the best day of your last year be your worst day of your new year.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Jim.
(And may God Bless you.)
P.S. I think I'll stick with sports fiction for middle-grade readers.
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