TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

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This is a new week and any min. now the psychopaths will be coming in to beg justification for their particular little twisted perversions.

Beg for justification? :ROFL:

Don't you mean 'put their new plans for debauchery into action'?
 

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Be kind to him m'lady; he may be just looking for a good view of the floor.

(I do have some saving lines after that one.)
 

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I do this often, and always figure I can squeeze my way out of it.

Hasn't worked yet.
 

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That's the thing about Jay. Her idea of a playful squeeze would pop the eyes out of a Boa Constrictor.
 

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I'm workin' on it.

Just gotta see a few more posts to help set me up.
 

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My, my. Things are getting fraught in here. Let's all go out for a nice soothing drinky-poo. Get the pooch out of that 32AA cup, it's cutting off his circulation.
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
72EEEE Bra. I went through a lot of trouble finding that thing.

But let him out.
And give him the mike.
He's had time.

.....your majesty...

Muahahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Unacustomed to public speaking as I am, I'm not quite sure what to do here. Perhaps a cat haiku? Yes?

*cough*

Why do people like
Cats, who defecate inside?
Stinks up the whole house.

At least with a dog
Your kitchen's not a bathroom.
Litter boxes stink.

Cindy? Lagavulin. Neat. 'Coupla drops of water. Thanks.
 
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