Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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Psst... Reg's avatar just reached a hand out of the screen and beckoned me in. Does that mean Reg is hitting on me?
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And Porter's avatar is... Well, for one thing, it might be illegal in Germany. See, while bestiality is totally legal in Germany, zoophilia pornography is illegal. So, like, the Muppet can do whatever he likes to bunnies and chickens as long as he doesn't take a picture of it. Interesting, huh? I've been looking for an opportunity to work that into the conversation.
Though, actually, now that I think of it, Porter's avatar doesn't involve a human. So maybe it's not illegal in Germany -- would have to take a closer look at the statute. However, the avatar is annoying, so it violates that Arizona bill.
*arrests Porter; decides to work out the details later*
Edited to add:
And Porter's avatar is... Well, for one thing, it might be illegal in Germany. See, while bestiality is totally legal in Germany, zoophilia pornography is illegal. So, like, the Muppet can do whatever he likes to bunnies and chickens as long as he doesn't take a picture of it. Interesting, huh? I've been looking for an opportunity to work that into the conversation.
Though, actually, now that I think of it, Porter's avatar doesn't involve a human. So maybe it's not illegal in Germany -- would have to take a closer look at the statute. However, the avatar is annoying, so it violates that Arizona bill.
*arrests Porter; decides to work out the details later*
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*singing*
Oh, what a beautiful moooorning, oh what a beautiful....
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
My toes! Where are my beautiful toes?
Oh, what a beautiful moooorning, oh what a beautiful....
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!
My toes! Where are my beautiful toes?
Morning
Cass - did you do something with your hair???
*preens*
Why, yes, PD, I did. How kind of you to notice! I bleached hell out of it, plucked most of it out, and now I'm getting a perm. My old hair was covering my lovely earrings.
I'm going out tonight -- can't wait to show off my new look!
Why, actually they ARE condom wrapper thingies. I was fresh out of curlers and had to use whatever I had lying around the house.
My dear PD. That's where ALL of our minds are at.
See there, Cass. I told you if you weren't careful your face would stick like that. But did you listen?
Noooooooooooooooooooo.
Noooooooooooooooooooo.
Don't think I'm pretty, huh?
*slaps RT*
Sure you do. Now come here, baby, and plant one on me.
*flutters lashes*
My beautiful eyes, full of mystery and wistful longing, yet sparkling with wit and intelligence? My warm, radiant smile? My classic fashion sense?
Funny...last time Haggis turned me into his ideal woman. Now he's turned me into Porter's. Will I wake up tomorrow as Miss Piggy?
^
^ And that's why I love Gail.
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