Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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*banishes jessica a*

That should please him!
 

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Not true. Cray totally digs me. Don't you, cray?


cray?


Uhhum....CRAY?
 

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sometimes one returns for the prospect of being entertained.

and sometimes one is still disappointed.

nevertheless, continue.

i would hate like hell to disrupt whatever the hell this is supposed to be,
 

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sometimes one returns for the prospect of being entertained.

and sometimes one is still disappointed.

nevertheless, continue.

i would hate like hell to disrupt whatever the hell this is supposed to be,


That pretty much sums up cabaret life. You've already assimilated.
 

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I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Club and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block, but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident...which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
 

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sometimes one returns for the prospect of being entertained.

and sometimes one is still disappointed.

nevertheless, continue.

i would hate like hell to disrupt whatever the hell this is supposed to be,

Yeah. I know that goes. Like when you read all seven books in a series just because they all suck so bad they just have to get better. Or when you eat an entire plate of cookies when you're not even hungry simply to be sure they're all as subpar as the first one. Or when you keep watching porn so you can see if any of those dreadful offensive films actually have a coherent story arc.

It's not hypocrisy. It's laudable persistence.
 

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*strolls in*


*looks at cella*




gah! i'm sorry, cella. i'm making your shirt fall off, aren't i!?
this power i have! gah! sometimes i think it's a curse!!
not today though.

it's not the heat, it's the humidity...:e2brows:

Who. THE FUCK. Does. This. Haskins. Guy. Think. He. Is.
well, he's Satan, for one...

Yeah, real nice.

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I know, right?!
*high-fives ToT*

sometimes one returns for the prospect of being entertained.

and sometimes one is still disappointed.
I tell robieieaeiea this all. the. time.

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Club and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block, but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident...which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
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Isn't it cute how Porter thinks we read his posts?!

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Yeah. I know that goes. Like when you read all seven books in a series just because they all suck so bad they just have to get better. Or when you eat an entire plate of cookies when you're not even hungry simply to be sure they're all as subpar as the first one. Or when you keep watching porn so you can see if any of those dreadful offensive films actually have a coherent story arc.

It's not hypocrisy. It's laudable persistence.

my favorite type of porn is when series authors are force-fed subpar cookies through a phallus-shaped funnel.
 

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my favorite type of porn is when series authors are force-fed subpar cookies through a phallus-shaped funnel.

Now when you say "force-fed," are you talking through the mouth, or is it a euphemism?

*makes note to do google search later to find some of that porn. Mother's Day is coming up.*

btw, did you break your shift key?
 

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I prefer coconut cookies.
 

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I prefer coconut cookies.

It's the texture, isn't it? Yeah. I like the ones with chopped walnuts.




Well, Cabbies. I've got a newbie question for all you lifers.

Has Haskins visited the Cabaret before? His posts imply he hasn't.


If not -- he's now hung around for several posts. Doesn't that make him...the New Girl?
 

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IF is an important word

Yeah, I know that. And I realize it's a long shot, since Haskins has been around since the Mesozoic Era. With 21,000 posts, surely he's wasted some in here.

But...he'd make such a damn fine New Girl. I humbly admit he'd leave me in the shade.

It's up to you guys. I'm not so sure I want to be eclipsed like that, personally. I've come to enjoy the attention and the reppies that come along with being the New Girl. But I'm trying to think about the good of the Cabbie, not my own selfish needs.
 

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I don't know. I think we're a bit highbrow for him.
 

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I don't know. I think we're a bit highbrow for him.

Hmmm. You've got a point there, Cella. And after 21,000 posts, he's not likely to lift his discourse to the elevated level we like to maintain in the Cabbie.

So...you'd rather hang onto me as the New Girl? Even though Haskins is all famous from the founcing thread? :snoopy:
 
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