Plan Six from Outer Space
Plot: Disguised as Television Executives, aliens intent on taking over the Earth start something called "Reality TV."
Flypt adjusted his implants. “This doesn't feel right.”
“None of this feels right,” Blypt bugled, “but you have a mission.”
Flypt kept fondling his new breasts. “After eight-hundred light years stuck in the ship, now I have to spend the next six months in a ... what did they call it?”
“A house.”
“Right. With a group of smelly humans. Great idea.”
“You were in stasis, so quit honking.” Blypt sighed, a sensation he still found strange. “Look, it took me forever to become head of programming at CBS, this is the best chance we have of taking over the Earth. Besides, you look good as a human female.”
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Flypt couldn't hide his disappointment at being voted off Big Brother so early, but they could always subjugate the humans next season.
Plot: Disguised as Television Executives, aliens intent on taking over the Earth start something called "Reality TV."
Chapter One
Flypt adjusted his implants. “This doesn't feel right.”
“None of this feels right,” Blypt bugled, “but you have a mission.”
Flypt kept fondling his new breasts. “After eight-hundred light years stuck in the ship, now I have to spend the next six months in a ... what did they call it?”
“A house.”
“Right. With a group of smelly humans. Great idea.”
“You were in stasis, so quit honking.” Blypt sighed, a sensation he still found strange. “Look, it took me forever to become head of programming at CBS, this is the best chance we have of taking over the Earth. Besides, you look good as a human female.”
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Last line:
Flypt couldn't hide his disappointment at being voted off Big Brother so early, but they could always subjugate the humans next season.
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