Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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PorterStarrByrd said:
Use the meade

ask for forgiveness from God before you go to sleep tonight.
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Why?

She's not going to do anything that Quickwit didn't do at noon on March 7, 1979 at 4:30 in the afternoon; Haggis didn't do at 8:45 am on January 3, 1988; Cray didn't do at 11:39 pm on August 18, 1991; You didn't do on May 31, 1993; Del didn't do on November 17, 1994 and Regdog didn't do on December 1 of that same year...need I go on?
 
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Hey Angie, nice sock!

For what it's worth, mead in white pasta sauce = +10 NOM rating.

*pours ToT a glass of Metamucil*
 
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kayleamay said:
Hey Angie, nice sock!

For what it's worth, mead in white pasta sauce = +10 NOM rating.

*pours ToT a glass of Metamucil*
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Put a sock in it, Kay. :) Get it, "Angie, nice sock!"

Anyways, is +10 NOM rating higher than an orgasmic moment?

*takes the glass of Metamucil and pours it into the plant*
 
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I'm trying to write "A Pitch" for my novel to enter into a contest. At this time, I'm not sure which I dislike the most, writing a pitch or promoting.

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just be sure to call it a "fiction novel" and you're a shoe-in!
 
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Jaycinth said:
Why?

She's not going to do anything that Quickwit didn't do at noon on March 7, 1979 at 4:30 in the afternoon; Haggis didn't do at 8:45 am on January 3, 1988; Cray didn't do at 11:39 pm on August 18, 1991; You didn't do on May 31, 1993; Del didn't do on November 17, 1994 and Regdog didn't do on December 1 of that same year...need I go on?
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THAT WAS MY TWIN BROTHER !!!!!

how many times to I have to say that?

 
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QW wouldn't know. He's only guessing.

I only have eyes for you Porter ;)
 
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don't worry, I can stall until after Valentines day ....

This time of the year it's hard to tell if it's the sharp jab is Cupid or the Grim Reaper


 

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PorterStarrByrd said:
don't worry, I can stall until after Valentines day ....

This time of the year it's hard to tell if it's the sharp jab is Cupid or the Grim Reaper
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during this time of life, you mean?

:D

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Really?! What if I say it's a "fiction-grab-you-in-your-pants novel"? Do you think that will get their attention?
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well, if not, at least you'll have their pants!
 
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