Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Hellmann's, hands down.

Is there anything better than a tomato sandwich with lots of salt and pepper?
 

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Yes. A pint of Haagen-Dazs Rum Raisin

Got Ben & Jerry's?
 

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You eat them things?

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Not in my world, Floozy.

Does it hurt like a Chunky Monkey?
 

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It hurts.

Should I try some medicinal herbs?
 

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It comes from the chocolate chip tree on Rock Candy Mountain.

Wanta go hiking down a shady lane through the sugar cane?
 

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The thunderstorms come with a real punch these days.

Want some of my 94 degree temperature today?
 

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Not while I'm sitting here wondering when we're going to get the air conditioner fixed. :D

Think the air conditioner repair man is hot? ;)
 

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Just sayin'. =)

If I was meant to be this hot, wouldn't I have been born a potato?
 

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'Cause they know that when Saturday comes, Sunday follows it, which then leads to Monday.

But on Friday, you still have the whole weekend ahead of you, right?
 

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But that's only if you're in the right time zones or you can cross them. Else you get just half a weekend.

Alright, who stole my pillow and blanket?!
 

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Oh, that.

Did you try using the vacuum on Snitchcat?
 

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You keep coming back into the ban game ...

Don't you? :D
 

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Or just a stress reliever.

Better than Wintergreen lifesavers?
 

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As long as it's been since I've had one.

Should I have not kicked the habit?
 

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Tangerine :)

Wonder if the convenience store up the road has Lifesavers?
 

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Yep, and I'm glad my Internet is back.

How many LizaJane's does it take to plug the cord in the wrong port?
 

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I'd rather just have a Margarita.

Crushed ice?