I just made a lunch run. As I come back into the parking lot, to pull into my covered space, I realize there is a FLATTENED SQUIRREL where my left rear tire goes. Holy crap, I thought, I ran over a squirrel when I pulled out!!! (Here I start to panic, being the animal lover I am) What do I do???
Then the little guy's head moves. He lifts it. His back end is still all squashed, his legs spread out flat.
OH NOOOO! I only squashed his rear end and he's still ALIVE!!! (Here I am on the verge of tears.) What do I do? How am I going to find the guts to make myself kill him? Maybe I should just finish him off by running him over?
I start to pull forward. I get close. Can I do it? Whimper!
The squirrel hops up and runs off. I am pretty sure he's laughing.
Then the little guy's head moves. He lifts it. His back end is still all squashed, his legs spread out flat.
OH NOOOO! I only squashed his rear end and he's still ALIVE!!! (Here I am on the verge of tears.) What do I do? How am I going to find the guts to make myself kill him? Maybe I should just finish him off by running him over?
I start to pull forward. I get close. Can I do it? Whimper!
The squirrel hops up and runs off. I am pretty sure he's laughing.