Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume III)

Chivalry is truly dead. No one wants to rescue the poor Cowboy.

SW.HELP! Think of all the good times we've had. Please!

Sorry, dude. 'Hafta to use my super powers to rescue some characters this week...

Aww, don't fret, Cowboy. Maybe king Boston will intervene on your behalf when he gets here.

*gets to bottom of popcorn bag, hands it to CD*

*maybe he'll find the two hair pins that have fallen into it...*

Wicked said:

I have the perfect inaugural song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y

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That makes you all the hyenas, right?



Let's see how well you all goose-step.





And I've been at work, and working, and other things.

*prepares her lasso*

I'll save ya, CD!

Howdy, King Bos.

I also know better than to get between Wicked and her... uh... pets.


You're on your own, Dan.




PS: A little groveling instead of the "not bowing" thing might have earned you a little mercy.





*spits out hairpins*

How did those get in there?

slcboston said:

That makes you all the hyenas, right?

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Do I get to be Ed?

Wicked said:

Do I get to be Ed?

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But of course.







Actually, recalling how the movie ended, I'm growing less fond of this vision of my week here.

<---- Fell asleep on the floor again, and was drug off to bed about midnight.


*wakes to find the Cowboy has escaped, and a suspicious lasso leads out of the dungeon*

Drat! There goes another one.

Good morning, royals, Sire!!
The sunrise was stunning here this morning. A new day! What could anyone ask for?

Great breakfast.

I seem to be missing my lasso. Has anyone seen it?

Umm... sorry... I turned it into a garotte or two.... would you like it back? Might take a me a while to put it back together.

Good e'en, Royals, Sire!

Duchessmary said:

The sunrise was stunning here this morning. A new day! What could anyone ask for?

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That it gets over with quickly?


I shall be channeling my inner villain this week. Thought it would be polite to give everyone fair warning.



Come to think of it, that's pretty much what I do every week.

Wicked said:

*wraps Cowboy up in a throw rug, and drags him toward the dungeon door*

*whistles tune to Itsy Bitsy Spider as she goes*

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So that's where all the cowboys went?

LizaJane said:

So that's where all the cowboys went?

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Speaking of Cowboy, maybe we can lure him back with some Jose Cuervo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRUWYJhsk&feature=related


Ten minutes ago I was listening to Rob Zombie, now I'm jamming to Shelly West.

Wicked said:

Speaking of Cowboy, maybe we can lure him back with some Jose Cuervo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRUWYJhsk&feature=related


Ten minutes ago I was listening to Rob Zombie, now I'm jamming to Shelly West.

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Well, that was upbeat.

*wicked thinks I'm missing. Little does she know*

See, there he is now.

Pour the tequila and it draws them in like flies.

Are ya saying I'm a fly or that I have flies flying around me?

Around you. You forgot to wipe your boots when you came in.