The biggest of course! :) (oopsie!) Ever had British bacon?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 20, 2012 #9,301 The biggest of course! (oopsie!) Ever had British bacon?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 20, 2012 #9,302 I didn't know bacon came in sizes. British. . . . . . You mean Sir Francis?
Snitchcat Dragon-kitty. Super Member Registered Joined Jul 2, 2006 Messages 6,344 Reaction score 975 Location o,0 Apr 21, 2012 #9,303 Neutral pronouns are so useful. Am I seeing double?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Apr 21, 2012 #9,304 I hope not. How many Kelly's do we need?
Snitchcat Dragon-kitty. Super Member Registered Joined Jul 2, 2006 Messages 6,344 Reaction score 975 Location o,0 Apr 21, 2012 #9,305 Um... don't know. Who's counting?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 21, 2012 #9,306 You can count on Kelly. At least up to twenty?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 21, 2012 #9,307 I'm not sure if that doll has all of its digits. Better use an abacus?
parumpdragon I sometimes hiccup fire Super Member Registered Joined Mar 8, 2011 Messages 29,042 Reaction score 6,712 Location Arizona Apr 21, 2012 #9,308 I'm not sure what an abacus is. Do you need a pointy wizard hat for that?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 21, 2012 #9,309 Yes. Can I just use my dunce cap?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 21, 2012 #9,310 To count all the way up to one. Wouldn't a jester's hat be more efficient?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Apr 21, 2012 #9,311 Surely you jest. Is that rain dripping on my window, or are they trying to get in?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 21, 2012 #9,312 Those dastardly penguins always try to break in during the rain. Or is it the undead?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Apr 21, 2012 #9,313 Vampires suck. What's the difference between a vampire and a vacuum cleaner?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 21, 2012 #9,314 Sorry, I meant Zombies. Um, vacuum cleaners don't have teeth?
L.J. Super Member Registered Joined Oct 29, 2009 Messages 34,931 Reaction score 3,870 Apr 21, 2012 #9,315 So that's where Grandpa's false teeth went! Is that why the vacuum cleaner is making grinding noises?
So that's where Grandpa's false teeth went! Is that why the vacuum cleaner is making grinding noises?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 21, 2012 #9,316 I'm not sure I've got your story straight. Your Grandpa was a vacuum cleaner?
swachski checking the 'reset' box Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Nov 10, 2010 Messages 32,543 Reaction score 11,113 Location The Abyss Apr 22, 2012 #9,317 An upright citizen. But don't they occasionally turn out to be dirtbags?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 22, 2012 #9,318 Only if they really suck. Is a less efficient vacuum more pleasant to be around?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 22, 2012 #9,319 That's me gasping for breath. Can't you hear my heart pounding?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 22, 2012 #9,320 For the longest time it was in my exes' shoe. Why don't I take better care of it?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 22, 2012 #9,321 Not recently. Should you really be talking about his ex like that?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 22, 2012 #9,322 Wimmen Hoo Arr Loud Enuffta Splode. Why does that make my brain hurt?
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 22, 2012 #9,323 I'm confused. Which question do I answer?
kenthepen Super Member Registered Joined Jan 25, 2012 Messages 9,000 Reaction score 1,439 Location gang aft agley Apr 22, 2012 #9,324 You can pick one, or answer the implied question. Did I tell you I've been married for twenty-seven years?* *to three different women
You can pick one, or answer the implied question. Did I tell you I've been married for twenty-seven years?* *to three different women
Don Evan Scott I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Super Member Registered Joined Oct 16, 2010 Messages 26,014 Reaction score 7,027 Location Under the catapult in a bed of hay Apr 22, 2012 #9,325 That's a total I assume. Or do you just have a terrible case of the 27 year itch? (and really old?)