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First you want our water; now you're eating all the pie.
 

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*Plants sticks of TNT from Acme Novelty Company under Lillian's chair*
 

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*Slips into NaBra suit - the one with the outie* HJ! I need that now. *Runs after HJ, who manages to make her hasty retreat without spilling a drop.* How did she ... never mind. Now I'm extra-grumpy and no coffee in sight.

Ok. Ow. Ow!! Why do I have fresh bruises? *Finds the monitor thread, but someone has removed the tape.* How'm I supposed to find out what happened without the security footage?

*Sees LilB sitting on a box of dynamite with the fuse lit.*
LB, you might wanta ... It's nothing. :Thumbs: All good.
 

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Rub my face in it why doncha. Actually really need coffee. *runs off to get some*
 

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Nice try. You can't reach through the screen and HJ!!!! Where did the coffee go? *Stalks away to get some more!*

*And then LilB's evil henchmen dragged NB to the pygmy village to be roasted on a spit, eaten by alligators and thrown into the volcano ... with the abyss ... and the leprosy.*
 
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*Paints tunnel on side of mountain for Nathan to run in to*

(Paint supplied by the Acme Novelty Company.)
 

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Hah! I win! *SMACK!!*

Plants evil man-eating plant in AC's garden.
 

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The level of violence on this thread is out of control. I can't be here anymore.

*runs to edge of cliff*

*keeps running for a moment before realizing legs are spinning in air*

*looks down*

*looks up, waves at kids watching at home*

*falls to bottom of ravine*
 

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*Since both are made of rubber - the thread and LilB - they both bounce back up. LilB catches the anvil on the way back up.*
For shame DM, such wanton violence.

*Flicks the first domino that will ... eventually after a series of improbable events ... start the pendulum above DM's head.*
 

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Oh look. It's the thread's resident critic. You know how people feelz about critics Kells. Maybe if I hung the painting diagonally? Or should I try painting whilst juggling flaming chainsaws, while balancing a baby chimpanzee on my head?
 

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*adjusts easel*

*looks at NaBra and Kells*

*looks at canvas*

*looks at NaBra and Kells again*

*flicks paint onto canvas randomly*

Abstract-impressionist portraits, guys. You're welcome.
 

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Oh look. It's the thread's resident critic.

If you're old school then you're old school. There's nothing wrong with that and I didn't imply there was anything wrong with it. So just set aside the bizarre false rationalizations and name calling and go with the chainsaws.

Yeesh. Artists, they're so sensitive.
 
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*Buys art kit from Acme Novelty Company and paints a masterpiece*