Non Sequitur

Caitlin Black · Jul 6, 2014

The sub-atomic particles will destroy us all!

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

Timmy keeps falling in the well. Don't know what to do about it.

Cybernaught · Jul 6, 2014

Artichoke Sculpture for Dummies.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

Eggplants get a bad reputation in the suburbs.

cray · Jul 6, 2014

Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

I think I feel worse for him though, than you.

SWest · Jul 6, 2014

Chewing gum, bleach, sausages, dish soap, olives, ice cream, onion-free hot dogs, dog biscuits, spam.

KellyAssauer · Jul 6, 2014

Another half pound of pressure, and that kielbasa would have lived.

Haggis · Jul 6, 2014

Finite Methamphetamine is not good for schoolchildren or mathematics in general.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

No one knows the trouble that Kermit knows.

SWest · Jul 6, 2014

Five dollars.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

That is so insulting!!!! That's why I'm going to bed now.

KellyAssauer · Jul 6, 2014

In those days, none of us turned into toads until shortly after dinner.

SWest · Jul 6, 2014

You know. That, that thing.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

I am thankful for turnips. That is why I won't eat them.

Haggis · Jul 6, 2014

I used to be Thursday, but that was less forthright than a politician.

Haggis · Jul 6, 2014

cray said:
Yeah, you and that donkey both got a long ride.

I think I feel worse for him though, than you.

cray never shows up on the weekend because Philadelphia.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

There is a place and time for limpets. When I find out either, I will share it with everyone.

KellyAssauer · Jul 6, 2014

Once we got Mrs Higgenbottom to run up and down the hall yelling 'Fundo" the gauntlet officially dropped.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

Agriculture: is it just for plain folks and Cornell grads?

SWest · Jul 6, 2014

Purple.

C.bronco · Jul 6, 2014

Don't anger a donkey if you have sore feet.

KellyAssauer · Jul 6, 2014

Once you combined the soundproofing quality of the deep Atlantic with the sensitivity of the radio, the Nimitz communications officer could hear a mouse fart seven decks below.

shakeysix · Jul 6, 2014

You might think you are too big to spank, and possibly you are, but I'd like to be the last to try!

Haggis · Jul 6, 2014

Kelly, you have to seriously rethink your sheep.

KellyAssauer · Jul 6, 2014

Sparky realized that he hadn't made any errors in calculations, or neglected adjustments for wind speed, he'd simply forgotten to hot wax the cow.

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