Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Silent Rob · Sep 23, 2011

Absolutely!

Wait...is it from IKEA?

Snitchcat · Sep 23, 2011

I hope not!

Does this require a full investigation?

Silent Rob · Sep 23, 2011

In order to locate the missing screw?

Q&A

Silent Rob · Sep 23, 2011

By throwing trillions of dollars at it.

What could possibly go wrong with that?

Silent Rob · Sep 23, 2011

Wherever the parole officer can't find me.

Time to call the A-Team?

Snitchcat · Sep 23, 2011

Nah, they retired.

Would you like to call the B(aa baa Black Sheep) Team?

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

Nah.

Haven't I had enough black helicopters hovering over my pine trees?

Sheila Muirenn · Sep 23, 2011

The trees hide the spies surely inside.

What does it take to get accepted into magic spy school? A broom, or a candle-wick?

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

Do they call you Tricky Vicky?

Question and Answer

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

No.

Didn't you know they called me Loosey Goosey?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 23, 2011

That's a rhetorical question.

Isn't it?

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

Hm...

Are you trying to insinuate that Rhett Butler had something to do with it?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 23, 2011

Exactly.

But what?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 23, 2011

I can try.

Where do I begin?

Snitchcat · Sep 23, 2011

Chapter 9: Skipping the First 8 Chapters.

Did I miss something?

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

Yes.

How do we shorten it?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 23, 2011

Its only 9 chapters long in the first place!

Should I bother with the 10th edit then?

Snitchcat · Sep 23, 2011

Yes... no..... um....

Wait, I thought you were Agent Smith?

Snitchcat · Sep 23, 2011

I'm not wearing shades....

Am I?

L.J. · Sep 23, 2011

My shades are closed.

Did you think I was spying on you?

swachski · Sep 24, 2011

I wonder which leg she put in first.

So...she was eating steak while peeping through your shades?

L.J. · Sep 24, 2011

Yes.

But where was my loaded baked potato?

Charles Farley · Sep 24, 2011

I talked it into getting more loaded.

Should I be ashamed of myself?

Charles Farley · Sep 24, 2011

She's aware of my work.

Think that's why she changed her name?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 24, 2011

Yes.

Aren't you so proud?