Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Yeah. I underestimated my quarterly payments.

Rolling Thunder said:

*reports post*

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Damn straight. At least someone's got his priorities in order.

This place is soooo messed up.

I post stuff dripping with sexual innuendo. I threaten fellow Cabbies with steak knives and uzis. Arson, vandalism, assault, murder -- you name it, I've done it on this thread. And that was just on Tuesday.

And what does Mac bust me for? Posting mangled song lyrics (accompanied by a legal disclaimer, no less).

I mean, what does a girl have to do to get banned around here? Quote poetry?

*recites "Ode to a Haggis," just to see what happens*

CassandraW said:

This place is soooo messed up.

I post stuff dripping with sexual innuendo. I threaten fellow Cabbies with steak knives and uzis. Arson, vandalism, assault, murder -- you name it, I've done it on this thread. And that was just on Tuesday.

And what does Mac bust me for? Posting mangled song lyrics (accompanied by a legal disclaimer, no less).

I mean, what does a girl have to do to get banned around here? Quote poetry?

*recites "Ode to a Haggis," just to see what happens*

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Ah. The old Fair Use routine, eh?

Well, if you need an attorney who never took a law class in his life my fee is $651 an hour.

Haggis said:

Ah. The old Fair Use routine, eh?

Well, if you need an attorney who never took a law class in his life my fee is $651 an hour.

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Whoa! I recite "Ode to a Haggis," and I get...Haggis! Like, instantly! So. Cool.

WHERE'S MY FREAKING ALIMONY?


*sings The Rolling Stone's "Angie," just to see what happens*

Maybe you should have tried '(In a) New York Minute'.

Rolling Thunder said:

Maybe you should have tried '(In a) New York Minute'.

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I'm thinking Angie's just distancing herself from me for fear of getting banned.


But at least you're not worried about anything silly like that.

RT?

RT???

RT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZjvUqF7QY

CassandraW said:

Whoa! I recite "Ode to a Haggis," and I get...Haggis! Like, instantly! So. Cool.

WHERE'S MY FREAKING ALIMONY?

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Well, what did you expect? Ode to a Haggis (Address to a Haggis) is probably the best poem ever written.

And if you want alimony get a damn lawyer

Rolling Thunder said:

Maybe you should have tried '(In a) New York Minute'.

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We weren't talking about your sex life.

Haggis said:

Well, what did you expect? Ode to a Haggis (Address to a Haggis) is probably the best poem ever written.

And if you want alimony get a damn lawyer

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Ah, pup,

fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face! Weel are ye wordy of a grace
as lang’s my arm!

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~Burns


Wanna meet my lawyer?
*pulls out shutgun*

(Looks anxiously over shoulder for Mac).

Edited to add:

*realizes mods can slither into her posts and edit them*
*feels sort of violated*
*maybe a little turned on, too*

*adds quotation marks, cites author and ignores threats*

*removes Haggis'e's quotation marks and replaces them with devil horns*

Angie said:

*removes Haggis'e's quotation marks and replaces them with devil horns*

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*moobs*

Silent Rob said:

*moobs*

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*starts music*

That's right, baby. Shake it!

teehee...titters...

They're all disgusting

PorterStarrByrd said:

There, all disgusting

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fify

Is feeling sadly. Is nobidies saying the happy birthdays to me. I wondering if maybe I being doing some wrong thi8ngs. It makes me want cry.

But is OK. Nekkid mole rats don;t get lovings I know. I dealings with as best I kan.

u ma8kes us puuk

Drooling Blunder said:

Is feeling sadly. Is nobidies saying the happy birthdays to me. I wondering if maybe I being doing some wrong thi8ngs. It makes me want cry.

But is OK. Nekkid mole rats don;t get lovings I know. I dealings with as best I kan.

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Happy birthday, Drooling Blunder! And many happy returns. You may be a nekkid mole rat, but you're no weirder-looking than most of the creatures wandering around this place...

cray said:

u ma8kes us puuk

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...Cray, for example.

cray said:

u ma8kes us puuk

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I thinkings you mabee not so nice. You making the funs, no? Mayvbe you die, bitches and see how you liking it, no?

CassandraW said:

Happy birthday, Drooling Blunder! And many happy returns. You may be a nekkid mole rat, but you're no weirder-looking than most of the creatures wandering around this place...



...Cray, for example.

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You seweettart. Thanking you emmensilly for your love and heartly thintgs.

cray said:

u ma8kes us puuk

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Hay. And one more to day. You gotting funny picture on yourself. And yet you making the fun of me. You mayby dye the deathes of dead people, you knowing?

Drooling Blunder said:

You seweettart. Thanking you emmensilly for your love and heartly thintgs.

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Oh, don't mention it. It's just my way.

So tell me... are you any relation to Rolling Thunder? I see some family resemblance.

I've been a little worried about him. I think I might have gotten him banned.