Comrade Kuzminski, game is over! Must now return to Motherland for conference with handlers at Committee for State Security!
A few comments on which I have absolute, personal knowledge:
* Comrade Kuzminski does not speak with Russian accent. Nor with Polish accent, or any Eastern European accent. I have address and phone number for Comrade Kuzminski:
Rezident
2650 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
202.298.5700
For you, Comrade Bauer, Siberian Express is not cold front from east. (And if you want good laugh, do reverse directory lookup on phone number.)
* As outside counsel to Writer Beware, I can state with authority that Writer Beware is not run "in collaboration with" or "in tandem with" any other website. And it's not just the website; Writer Beware is a fully independent operation.
* Miss Snark is one person. "Dragoon" refers to "a dragoon of snarklings," which is something like "a school of sharks," "a murder of crows," or "a wallet of lawyers." It does not, however, refer to the purported top-secret conspiracy of publishing insiders dedicated to keeping all benefits of the publishing industry, including such fun things as auditing royalty statements, for themselves. (That's the American Booksellers' Association. ;-) )
Oh, I give up. I have other things to do today, like topple a third-world government or three.