GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I really really want adobe illustrator but its freaking $600!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!???? No way!
Well, if you really need something to make fun of, I do seem to have some gibberish to send you ...
Oh pish tosh.
Awesome! What shall I send over? You can have a stabbing at 2500 words, a car crash at 4500 words, ninjas arrive shortly thereafter ...
Haha, sounds fun. Howsabout up to the car crash?
An excellent choice, sir. I shall send it along forthwith!