D&D Campaign

That sounds pretty awesome. And a lot of fun. I mean, any session that involves halfling tossing is a winner in my book.

Expect the unexpected...

Sounds like you are having fun, and really, that is all that matters.

I was having a chat with a friend today about a D&D char she wanted to make.
His name would be Sexy McBacon, he would have high charisma, be dumb as a rock, and fugly. He would be the child of a halfling and a giant (and so end up only slightly shorter than the average human), would have a bag of holding as a thong (think about it for a few seconds) and he'd get crispy in the sun

We and a few others all just kind of dogpiled ideas until it turned out like that...I think it would be great to see that char played out...

Sounds like you're doing great. Only a good DM will LET you turn an intended villain into a cohort, wreck their plans, and make away with the explosives that were supposed to kill you. Nice job.