Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Apr 6, 2012

I already have the strength of a spider.

Oh, you mean size-relative?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

(obviously not one of those super-SMART heroes)

Yeah, Don, Can I show you the Beginning Superhero section?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 6, 2012

I am offended.

Got anything that can help me deal with that problem?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

*hands Don spray can of "One of the Flock adversarial opinion deflector"*

I think this is what a lot of sheep use?

swachski · Apr 6, 2012

I detect a fleecing in progress.

Should I get the shears ready?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

Just a little off the sides.

Are you still allowed to handle sharp things?

swachski · Apr 6, 2012

Only if I bandage what I cut.

Just above the ears?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

"Above" being the operative word.

You're not collecting parts for Mike Tyson, are you?

swachski · Apr 6, 2012

No way.

Isn't his part in The Hangover I and II bad enough?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

Saw I. Enough reason to skip II.

Can you hear my sigh of relief?

swachski · Apr 6, 2012

I only hear the wind.

Should I close the computer windows?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

Icon-tell you what to do there.

You're not a Mac?

swachski · Apr 6, 2012

No, I'm Polish, not Scottish.

Isn't my name a dead give-away?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

Thought you were referring to your recreational pursuits.

Or are those called hunts?

kenthepen · Apr 6, 2012

That's why I'm feeling a little humid.

Can you turn down the heat a little?

L.J. · Apr 7, 2012

It depends.

Is Rob still stomping around the mall in stilettos and a mankini?

Snitchcat · Apr 7, 2012

Thought he was booked for the L'Opera du Paris.

Did I get my schedules mixed up?

L.J. · Apr 7, 2012

I dunno...

Are they putting on that opera for San Quentin?

Michael Myers · Apr 7, 2012

I can't decide.
Snails, or oysters?

Michael Myers · Apr 7, 2012

Maybe.
Crackers?

kenthepen · Apr 7, 2012

Don't do it, the bowling ball will smash your crackers.

Throw a nerf ball instead?

Michael Myers · Apr 7, 2012

KellyAssauer said:
How far can you throw a bowling ball?

That depends.
How much C4 do I get to use?

kenthepen · Apr 7, 2012

None, just tabasco, I'm still eating mine so I can throw it up.

Do I have to eat the whole ball?

Michael Myers · Apr 7, 2012

Nah, just the finger holes.
Alley three is open.
What size shoe?

kenthepen · Apr 7, 2012

16EEEEE.

So I can put both feet into one shoe?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

kenthepen

L.J.

Snitchcat

Dragon-kitty.

L.J.

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

kenthepen

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

kenthepen

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

kenthepen