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Darn, I was going to provide her with a list of highly unlikely but completely possible reasons why two unrelated people might have the same IP address.
are you telling me that you guys made an agent disappear?
this is the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen
Wonder what name she'll turn up under next?
Where are the scamsters of yore; who could run a bevy of sockpuppets, uphill, in the snow, easily boosting a thread to ten pages in a night?
... they can find no evidence that their American counterparts will be publishing a book by Carl Johnson titled Alien Invasion.
Well, that's a shocker! Perhaps it's Carl Alien's Johnson Invasion?
I'm sorry. I keep trying to think of something witty and erudite to say about that, but all I can do is laugh behind my hand and blush to my roots.
No, I think you're thinking about that old novel from the 60's, "Carl's Alien Johnson Invasion".
It was the one that was sold in the brown paper bag.
Probably something easily recognizable. She doesn't seem to be big on truly creative sockpuppetry. I mean, turning up to defend yourself under a handle that's already been linked to a former incarnation of yourself? How sadly inept was that.
Where are the scamsters of yore; who could run a bevy of sockpuppets, uphill, in the snow, easily boosting a thread to ten pages in a night?
No, I think you're thinking about that old novel from the 60's, "Carl's Alien Johnson Invasion".
It was the one that was sold in the brown paper bag.
Y'all be good now, or I'll start posting my collection of dancing ... not bananas.
I'm sorry; I'm so pure-minded that I didn't get that joke. Perhaps you could explain it to me?
I'm sorry; I'm so pure-minded that I didn't get that joke. Perhaps you could explain it to me?
Perhaps you could explain it to me?
I'm sorry; I'm so pure-minded that I didn't get that joke. Perhaps you could explain it to me?
Dear Victoria,
I have no idea what is going on here. I have never been, nor have I ever claimed to be a literary agent. I AM NOT A LITERARY AGENT AND WOULD NEVER IN MY LIFE SAY THAT I AM A LITERARY AGENT. I AM A WRITER. I WRITE BOOKS AND THAT'S ALL I DO AND DREW MONTGOMERY IS MY LITERARY AGENT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY OUR IP ADDRESSES MATCH OR WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK DREW IS ME OR THAT DREW IS THIS OTHER JULIA. IT'S A MYSTERY TO ME. ALL I KNOW IS THAT DREW IS AN HONEST, HARD WORKING, DEDICATED, AND PROFESSIONAL AGENT WHO IS TRYING TO DO HER JOB DESPITE ALL THIS IDIOCY ABOUT HER NOT BEING WHO SHE SAYS SHE IS. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. DREW MONTGOMERY IS A GOOD AGENT AND I AM HAPPY TO BE HER CLIENT. PEOPLE SHOULD CARE MORE ABOUT FINDING THE REAL SCAMMERS AND LEAVE GOOD AGENTS LIKE DREW TO THEIR JOB. JULIA LEVIN
jewelssarah: (BOLDING MINE)
She sent it out to the publishers (Random House, Simon and Schuster, W.W. Norton, Henry Holt, Tor Books, Little Brown and Company, St. Martin's Press, Weinstein Books, and HarperCollins, and Hyperion)
jewelssarah:
I know only one of her recent sales that she is waiting on a contract for. Carl Johnson who wrote a sci fi thriller about ailens taking over the planet and killing all humans. It's called Alien Invasion. Drew sold it to HarperCollins.