Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Hello, house of thieves.

Hello jude and Good night house of pretty cats and looters.

I'm behaving.

The Muppet with the Pearl Earring!

I'm reading a book by Bill Bryson about Europe. He suggested that the Germans should have been required to lay down their accordions as well as arms after WWII.

I have yet to see a jarman with an accordion, but I'm sure it would be horrific.

Jazz ROAR

I'm back.

What did I miss?

Rob played the accordion and I behaved.

I missed yah, verny. Hope you were on a fun vaca. 'ey, all. I proclaim it's "Eat s week!"

alleycat said:

Rob played the accordion and I behaved.

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Lavern08 said:

I'm back.

What did I miss?

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Where were you? Somewhere fun?

alleycat said:

Rob played the accordion and I behaved.

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Yeah. It went almost exactly like that.

Lavern08 said:

I'm back.

What did I miss?

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I was wondering when you were gonna come back!! While you were away everyone got together and named me Queen of the HOFF. But then AC got mad cause he wanted the title. He would not stop coughing up hairballs. NF was going to eat him and Rob wanted to give him a high five. Gail kept a level head while chatting up with Rosie. Laurie and heyJude sat in the corner drinking coffee and making funny comments. Susie handed out pre-licked cakes. Anndrea and Duchess stayed neutral and everyone else, well they never checked-in with me.

*cough, cough*

I woke up this morning.... And realized I was out of coffee! D:

Lavern08 said:

I'm back.

What did I miss?

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Ooo - I know the answer to this one: Me!

Solanova said:

I woke up this morning.... And realized I was out of coffee! D:

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::brings Solanova coffee::

Coffee is good. Especially when you have an early start.

*guzzles coffee*

Out of coffee?

EMERGENCY!

I think "No coffee" = "Defcon 2".

Always keep an emergency stash of coffee on hand.

Cliff Face said:

I think "No coffee" = "Don't bother getting up".

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Fixed it for ya

My coffee cup is empty. Then again, I need to jump in the shower. Strangely enough, I'm not in the habit of taking coffee into the shower with me.

Good idea Cliff!

Shower Coffee! New, from Starbucks.