TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

JeanneTGC said:

*stretches, swishes tail, knocks chianti bottle over "accidentally", curls back up, examines claws*
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Jay baby, when you wake up tomarrow morning and see this. . . YOU WILL NOT LET IT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!


i mean. . . she knocked over my wine. . . *sob*


I tired.

RT's probiscus.

WerenCole said:

Now that's friggin poetry!

..... working on the drunk red neck online persona. . . working, send your critique to: Jaycinth PM box. . .

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Hmmm...yes, it DOES remind me of the poem you just shared with us, 'Cole.

Oh, and I think the "persona" needs more work, but you're close, very close. (Yes, we cats CAN see in the dark...and see tiny little light-colored printing, too.)

WerenCole said:

Jay baby, when you wake up tomarrow morning and see this. . . YOU WILL NOT LET IT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!!!!!!!!


i mean. . . she knocked over my wine. . . *sob*


I tired.

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*snicker* Weren. That was the Welch's Grape juice.

*passes the bottle back to him*

Haggis said:

RT's probiscus.

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And you still wonder why he's so popular with all the ladies?

Haggis said:

RT's probiscus.

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Man. I musta been having a bad hair day when that was taken...

Grape juice?


By the way, I hope you enjoyed the bo-tox in your needle. . .


Anyway, I have my own bottle of Chianti, never leave home without one. . . or, um, several.

WerenCole said:

Grape juice?


By the way, I hope you enjoyed the bo-tox in your needle. . .


Anyway, I have my own bottle of Chianti, never leave home without one. . . or, um, several.

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Stuck the cat with the bo-tox. You were drinking the real chianti. She only knocked over the grape juice.

Care for a Courvosier?

:asses fresh bottle and beef potstickers still hot from the grill::

JeanneTGC said:

And you still wonder why he's so popular with all the ladies?

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I've been *ahem* told I have gentle, sensitive hands, too.

Rllgthunder said:

Man. I musta been having a bad hair day when that was taken...

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You have hair in this picture, RT? Gosh...hadn't noticed...still don't...

Rllgthunder said:

I've been *ahem* told I have gentle, sensitive hands, too.

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You're such a sweet, sensitive soul, RT. Truly you are. It's part of your irresistable charm. That and your, uh, nose...

Eyebrows count as hair, right?

Soccer Mom said:

:asses fresh bottle and beef potstickers still hot from the grill::

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*steals the bottle*

JeanneTGC said:

You're such a sweet, sensitive soul, RT. Truly you are. It's part of your irresistable charm. That and your, uh, nose...

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The problem is, during cold & flu season, my nose becomes a problem. Well, sort of.

Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.

Haggis said:

Stuck the cat with the bo-tox. You were drinking the real chianti. She only knocked over the grape juice.

Care for a Courvosier?

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*Snickers quietly.* I know what's actually IN those bottles...and it ain't liquor. Cats are clean and tidy, remember?

*Slips needle -- which missed completely because, well, Haggis is a SMALL dog and they get all excited and such and, well, let's just say that the needle missed the mark and let it go at that -- into Haggis' tiny butt.*

*Sniggers to self.* It may have been grape juice but those stains don't come out of your pants, 'Cole. I'm sure everyone will be too polite to ask if you were excited or just scared...

*Snags best potstickers from cute little doggy thing's grill.* Yum. Mouse. My favorite.

Rllgthunder said:

The problem is, during cold & flu season, my nose becomes a problem. Well, sort of.

Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.

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So does your partner. It's why we love you, RT.

TsukiRyoko said:

*steals the bottle*

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Ahhh, my kind of man!

Rllgthunder said:

Eyebrows count as hair, right?

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They count like I count as a conservative.

But I can still comb them over the top of my head! I should get points for that.

Rllgthunder said:

But I can still comb them over the top of my head! I should get points for that.

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You can only do that because you use industrial Turtle Wax. No points pour toi.

Rllgthunder said:

But I can still comb them over the top of my head! I should get points for that.

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Play to your strengths, RT. Lead with your nose...the rest will follow. It'll have no choice, but that's beside the point.

Guess its back to the old reliable weasel and staple gun then.

Rllgthunder said:

But I can still comb them over the top of my head! I should get points for that.

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<removing weird double post>

*wonders for a moment if RT might be The Donald, but needs to see another picture of RT's comb-over to be sure...*

JeanneTGC said:

Play to your strengths, RT. Lead with your nose...the rest will follow. It'll have no choice, but that's beside the point.

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Hmmmm....nose hairs. Transplant surgery. Might just work.....