Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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PorterStarrByrd said:
I moved from Oregon to California to Oregon to France to Germany to Chicago to New Jersey to Maine To California to Virginia to California to Oregon to Wisconsin to Tennesee to Michigan to Oregon to Arizona to Oregon to Quebec and maybe I'll move to Maine again when they kick me out of Canada and I'm not counting all of the states that I have just moved in except Alaska because that is the only state I have moved in yet and somehow they always find me and I have to move somewhere else because I am not in the witness protection program that if I was in I might not move as much until I become a famous righter but they don't know I have a breard now because.
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Have you considered moving to Oregon?
 
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Try Sutherlin. I'm pretty sure everyone there goes by an alias.
 
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*have sinking feeling that Porter used to hang out with my brother*
 
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Unless has joined your ranks of the undead, he is not my brother. Of course, in this thread, there's not much I would rule out.

Porter, do you have any recollection of spending vast amounts of time on a farm in Sutherlin in the late 70's with eight foot tall...crops?
 
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*takes Porter's silence as implied confession*
*adds name to secret AW watch list*


So, did anybody see the part of Raising Hope last night when Virginia went all Miss Teen South Carolina while on the stand at trial? No? Just me?

Why was I the only one in my house that picked up on that joke?
 

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Haggis said:
Those were wings? Who knew? :Shrug:
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Yeah, we had to do a lot of guess-work as to what was what. In the end, we clipped pretty much everything that stuck out. Most of it just grew right back, though.
 
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