Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume III)
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Your Majesty, I hope I'm not being impertinent, but what are you holding in your hand? A winning lotto ticket? 
Oh, the pizza! Left-over pizza for breakfast. Nothing better. I should have remembered the pizza party.
Good morning, my Queen. (I trust you have your successor waiting in the wings for this evening's announcement?)
Good morning, dear Royals.
Breakfast:
Your Majesty, I hope I'm not being impertinent, but what are you holding in your hand? A winning lotto ticket?
Why, that would just be swell, wouldn't it Duchess? Naw, it's nothin' like that. It's just a card from a game (Do you know it, Apples to Apples?) declarin' me awesome. Have a look-see.
Ambrosia, you have out done yourself. What a fine goin' away breakfast!
Easter festivities for the Court: Coveted Bunny Ears
We should tell this person to put the Easter Bunny down. How is anyone supposed to get chocolate eggs if the poor thing is held hostage?
We should tell this person to put the Easter Bunny down. How is anyone supposed to get chocolate eggs if the poor thing is held hostage?
I like bunnies, but I'm trying to figure out their exact purpose in the world. They're one of the strangest rodents (at least, I believe they are in the same family as other rodents?).
This is funny...
http://www.uticaod.com/news/x1733214466/Wanna-know-more-about-the-Easter-Bunny
*hugs spiderlady, while wearing a mask and gloves*
This is funny...
http://www.uticaod.com/news/x1733214466/Wanna-know-more-about-the-Easter-Bunny
*hugs spiderlady, while wearing a mask and gloves*
Oh my, that is one huge rabbit. When we gonna skin it and get it a'roastin'? Nothin' like good roast rabbit!
Well, I suppose my week is up. It's been fun hangin' out with y'all. But now I'd like to you to meet...
Queen SnitchCat!
Well, I suppose my week is up. It's been fun hangin' out with y'all. But now I'd like to you to meet...
Queen SnitchCat!
I would have to agree. Roast rabbit is delicious. However, you really have to flavor it with something because it is such a mild meat that it pretty much picks up the flavor of whatever you are cooking it in. I am partial to herbs with garlic, myself.
Did you tell the new Queen you were handing over the title? I guess Easter has kept everyone from the Castle and out with family.
Queen JMC,
Thank you for your tireless service to the Realm this week. You have been a splendid queen. From this moment forth you shall hold the title Princess. You have been granted a suite of rooms and a decorating budget to decorate your rooms in whatever style you wish. You also are granted a stipend to keep you in the manner to which you have become accustomed while serving as queen. Any gifts given you during your reign are yours to keep, of course.
I hope you will continue to join us here in the castle, as the castle would be a duller place without your brilliance.
Her Royal Majesty, Queen SnitchCat!
Breakfast:
No, rabbits are not rodents. They are a separate Order (as in Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Genus, Species) of animals from rodents.
ALL HAIL QUEEN SNITCHCAT!
*cracks knuckles* Is there anyone you need vanquished? I'm starting to get my energy back.
*cracks knuckles* Is there anyone you need vanquished? I'm starting to get my energy back.
Head, meet desk.
You're so sweet.
Of course if I were smart, I'd just use rivets, but they don't match my buckles. If I ever get the damn thing together right, I'll have to post a pic.
You're so sweet.
If I ever get the damn thing together right, I'll have to post a pic.
Not that I have ever objected to pics, but what is it you're assembling?
A bracer. It's so I stop snapping the crap out of myself with the bowstring when I forget and put my arm down too fast.
That was only sort of helpful. You know this, right?
An archery thing, then, I take it?
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