Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

That's a brazen thief!

Damn, that sucks Duchess. Glad hubby's alright.

That reminds me... Some drivers down here are nuts. Several times, I've been crossing the road when I estimate there's enough time between cars for walking, not running. Anyway, several times, the person driving the next car has SPED UP.

Either they were trying to run me down, or just to scare me. Either way, totally bastard behaviour.

Are you wearing a target, Cliff?

Why do I keep visualizing a muppet crossing the road . . . while I'm in a huge SUV.

@Syn. Effectively... Long hair, black clothes, glasses.

Cliff, I see the problem.

AC...one of your fondest dreams, perhaps?

Splat!

Synonym said:

Cliff, I see the problem.

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One of these days I'm going to know what it's like to be popular. I probably won't like it.

Gee, so glad hubby is aok, Duchess. Smart man! And smart too, Siri about where to hold our par-tay! We'll have a fun time! Everyone's invited w. s Who wants to order prelicks?

Susie- I would so say yes to pre-licks, but I have issues showing up on time. It's amazing I make it into work some days.
Oh chocolate.... I will need non-caffienated chocolate. Just got told last week, NO caffeine. <humungous puppy dog eyes> So didnt work... Oh well... Now what can I have.... No muppets in the bowls, (don't know if they have caffeine)... Duchess- glad everyone is okay... sounds like a much more severe "oh my god!" than my rant earlier about the gas stations and impatient people.
I'll try to flit in more on occasion, depending on how my caffeine deprived brain is working.
Hugs and Kisses to all, missed everyone.

*Sent non-caffenated s to Angyl and prelicks to Duchess. s 'n to all who wants them s s s

So glad hubby was smart 'n let the guy take the car!

kee kat admit it, yah know you luv da muppet, and you wouldn't hurt a fly!

Who needs kee kats to run you over when there are somany Jarmans doing their best to complete the job already?

ROAR

Duchessmary said:

A bit of unwanted excitement in the family today. Husband and daughter work at the same place. She is the receptionist, he is an automobile estimator. This morning husband was writing an estimate on a car. He turned his back for a minute, and some *&@# creep had jumped into the car without making a sound (it had just been towed in; the keys were in the ignition) and revved it to take off. Husband turned around all WTF, made a move to the passenger door, and creep gunned it toward him. Husband said to himself: "I am not dying for a car, help yourself."
Police showed up within minutes. Husband had just taken pictures of the car. I'm sure the creep will be caught. Husband had to call customer and tell her "Um, we're terribly sorry but your vehicle was just stolen."

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I'm glad hubby is ok!! omg!

did I mention i have chocolate cream pie? cuz I do. also, armful ofkitty makes it hard t o type;

I think Rob must've borrowed my "Run Me Down" target...

I don't think the Jarmans really need that sort of encouragement!

*capers*

I'm seeing a pattern here...

Jarmans have strong beer. Aussies drink lots of beer. I'm... I'm having a thought! Ah! We need to convince people to drink wine!

Good morning, house of jay-walkers.


Happy caturday! Hope you all have a great weekend!

Today we're set to have highs in the 90's. Woo-hoo!

I have a hanging basket of impatients, in the alcove just outside my front door. A few weeks ago I noticed that a lot of dry leaves had piled up in the center of it. Hubby had a look and told me it's a bird's nest. He fetched a chair so that I could have a look. (I'm a little vertically challenged.) And sure enough, there's a perfect little nest with three tiny eggs in it. We kept watch through the window and spotted the mommy bird. She's a Cape Robin. This morning, hubby called me to have a look and the eggs have hatched. The tiniest little birdies in there!

We're surprised that mommy bird would chose that spot, as the porch light is on all night but it's probably a good spot as it has a roof and a wall on three sides - so no wind or rain for the nest. So cute. We're using the back door now so as to disturb them as little as possible.

Angyl78 said:

No muppets in the bowls, (don't know if they have caffeine)

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Hi Angyl.

Muppets are full of... caffeine. It discharges in the jazz hands.



Yikes, Duchess! Your hubby made a good choice. Let 'em go. Cars can be replaced, hubbies.... not so easily.

Good morning, international house of beverages.

Coffee for me. It's 6:00 am here.

Bed for me, 4:21 AM ZZZZzzzzz

The sun never sets on Grandma Susie's House of Funners.

Although we sometimes do pass out.

I went and ran a couple of errands this morning. I guess the "Thanksgiving rush" has already begun. Traffic was fairly heavy for a Saturday morning.

I made the mistake of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving one time. I won't be doing that again. People are nuts.

Synonym said:

That's a brazen thief!

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Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

My sentiments exactly!

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal