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You're easy.Hey! I like that picture of her. It makes me feel smarter.
You're silly, same thing.it's not a bra...it's a camisole!
I have a joke!
There are three workers sitting on top of a sky rise eating their lunch; Haggis, cray, and Rob.
They all open their lunches and Haggis says, “Man, if I have to eat pastrami again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”
Cray says, “If I have to eat tuna salad again for lunch tomorrow, I will jump off this building.”
Rob says, “If have to eat fish and chips again tomorrow I will jump off this building.”
The next day they all open their lunch boxes and Haggis has pastrami so he jumps, cray has tuna salad so he jumps, and Rob has fish and chips and he jumps.
When it comes to the funerals, the three wives get together and Haggis’s wife says, “If I knew he didn't want pastrami again I would have made him something else”.
Rob’s wife says, “Yes me too. If I knew he didn't want fish and chips, I would have made him something else.
cray’s wife says, “I just don't get it. He made his own lunches!”