Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Hi Wicked!

I was talking about you the other day, actually. Mum was talking about going to a friend's house, where they keep a pet snake, and the guy there said she should desensitize herself. (She didn't.)

Anyway, so I mentioned what you told me once about how some of the people you know in the spider biz got into it for that very reason.

It didn't convince her.

Wicked! Good to see you out and about.

alleycat said:

I'm behaving.

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Duchessmary said:

^is not.

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Billtrumpet25 said:

Sure you are.

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Duchessmary said:

I think Wicked would be totally at home in Australia, Cliff. You guys have the wickedest spiders and other wild life. I mean, seriously, a platypus?

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As funny as the platypus is to look at, I remember reading that it's actually venomous.

That's Australia for ya!

Let's not forget the camels.

hey, Wicked, so glad you're here 'n everybody too, o' course playtpus'? They're kinda cute, no? Have a great night. It's TGIF tomorrow, oh, my! s Man, that bites it wasn't your friend, ac. Shoot! Bet he woulda given you some cash.

So I got bored and went to the shops before. I was looking for a bargain, either a book or DVD. Didn't find anything... Well, there were 2 DVDs I wanted, but not at the listed price! I can get them cheaper at a different store I'll be going to on Sunday.

I did see 1 book that was one I ordered online last night. It cost the same as I paid for 2 books last night. Glad I checked out that site before going to the shops! I basically got myself a free book with how much I saved!

In the end, I bought a 2013 diary. I needed one eventually, and it was a good price and virtually identical to the one I used this year.

Now I'm home again, and still bored. I'm hard to please.

You know what's fun Cliff is if you can talk a close friend into a dual diary. You write something, then hand it off and she writes something. Hardcopy with pen.

I'm still working on my letter to Santa. I can't get it quite right.

alleycat said:

I'm still working on my letter to Santa. I can't get it quite right.

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I don't know if you can.

You could always try putting it in QLH, though.

Michael Myers said:

You know what's fun Cliff is if you can talk a close friend into a dual diary. You write something, then hand it off and she writes something. Hardcopy with pen.

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It's not that sort of diary. It's more like a day planner... As in, 1 week per double-page, hours of the day listed per day (well, between 9 and 5 anyway).

It's to keep my Uni commitments in check (class times, where the classes are, etc.) and what time I need to catch the bus, and also any appointments I might have.

But I like the idea of co-writing something with someone in that way. A girl I know at Uni writes fantasy like I do. If I were going to co-write with someone in real life, it'd be her.

Duchessmary said:

Scribble away, Cliff!!!

Thinking about Paris tonight. What is the weirdest place the funners have been?

I'll tell after some of you.

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Weirdest place I've been? Hmm... I've only left Australia twice, but once was on a cruise. We were supposed to dock in Mystery Island at one of the stops, but the water conditions were bad so we couldn't get in. It remains a mystery...

But we did go to Vanuatu, Port Vila, Noumea... I think somewhere else as well.

That's at least more exotic than visiting family in England. (That was the other time I left the country.)

Greetings, funners and floozers!

I am once again, doing nothing.... it's pathetic.

bettielee said:

Greetings, funners and floozers!

I am once again, doing nothing.... it's pathetic.

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Why is it pathetic, bettielee? If you've spent a good part of your life doing a lot, then this is precisely the time to do nothing I say this, of course, because for the past few days, I've done basically "fuck all" which is what people in England say for doing nothing.

By the way, I have decided to use the F-word more freely now that everyone uses the S-word everywhere, all the time. I personally abhor the S-word and find it quite disgusting and have NO idea why it is acceptable in mainstream use when the F-word is far more common and established. It does not make sense that the F-word is still considered vulgar while the S-word is used even by small children, school teachers and lawmakers!! How and why?? The S-word comes from an act that is still a crime in many countries. The F-word is the reason every single one of us was conceived.

I guess I should stop ranting and just go back to doing fuck all

I got a B for my final poetry assignment (the actual poems)! Woo!

This brings my overall grade for the class up to a B. (Just barely.)

I'm very happy with how things turned out. I was dreading the results for this subject a few weeks ago, and now I know all my hard work paid off.

Hooray! (Still haven't got the results for my other subjects though.)

Good morning, house of F-words, and S-words, and B-words.

Morning Bad Cat.

I'm a good cat!

You can ask anyone.

alleycat said:

I'm a good cat!

You can ask anyone.

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Good cat. Taught me how to insert a picture into my post. Know a bad cat that does that?? Hmmmm?

alleycat said:

Why do you think I retired early?

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Didn't that have something to do with an errant eyebrow hair?

Wicked said:

Hello, Ms. Susie.

Hey, fun people.

How's tricks?

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Wicked!!!

Purple Rose said:

By the way, I have decided to use the F-word more freely now.

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alleycat said:

I'm a good cat!

You can ask anyone.

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Uh-oh.

Q & A time.

I will answer any question!



(I didn't say how honestly.)

Hi ya'll! Weird night at work, I mean weiiirrrd. So happy to be home!

Good morning house of the not-quite-honest!

How is everyone this fine day/night/noon?

I'm looking forward to a busy day--the new computer is here and we're packing. Vacation commences in 24 hours.